To make it beautiful to live."--Queens of the Stone Age
So you can understand what the hell I'm talking about when I call you a Lemurass.
I like llamas. They are pretty. Pretty llama. I love you llama. Purrrrty llama. Llamas happen to be the smartest creatures on the planet. Researchers say they are smarter than toast, which says a lot, since most humans are as dumb as toast.
Now that is a sexy lemur. Lemurs rule the planet, we just don't know it. They drink lots of beer and go to college. Don't believe me? CLICK HERE. People who are jerks are called LEMURS.
Awww...look at that. How cute. Another Dashboard Confessional reference. But it has such a nice ring to it. This is my journal. If you are an ass to me, you're probably written about in it. Congrats. Ass.
Music is the sticky-tak of the world.
My obsessions. I'm one of those people who find something new every few weeks to fall in love with and tell other people they're total losers if they don't love it like me. So each month this is where all the things I happen to obsess about will be.
Every month I will dedicate an entire page to a person, place or thing that deserves to be appreciated, but is sadly, not. Sniffle. And it's probably all your fault, too.
Timeless words of wisdom from Unwritten Law. Click on those magical words and you will be taken to the lyrics of the day. They change every day. That's why they're called lyrics of the day. Get it? Get it?? I'm a comedic GENIUS.
Here you'll find really random crap, new every day...or whenever my lazy ass feels like it.
All About ME.
Uhh...links. Lemur.