: This is Kurt Wagner, the freakishly annoying son of Mystique!
: Aww, I'm sure you don't really mean that, Toddles!
: No, I do, yo! He's like... like--
: You. Only an X-Geek.
: He is NOT like me! You take that back, yo! *lunges at Lance*
: Hey! Get away from my boyfriend! (Rosiel: Yes. This really sucks. I'm starting to get sleepy...)

Name: Kurt Wagner
Age: 15-16 (though I'm pretty much certain that he's 16)
Grade: 10th (Sophomore!)
Nifty Mutant Power: He can "BAMF!!"-- er... I mean... teleport.
First Appearance: Season 1, Episode 1 - "Strategy X"

Random Crap: Kurt's like Moses in that, as a baby, he was dropped down a river and floated to a new, loving family. O.o And that's where the similarities end. :D He's a fuzzy blue creep with a tail and pointy ears and fangs-- like a fluffy demon! Sorta. I suppose. Anywho, Kurt's a native of Germany and... is... German. He's kind of insecure about his looks, but that doesn't stop him from being Mr. Outgoing Prankster and stealing Bobby's personality-- er, hehe! :D

Apparently, Kurt loves Kitty, he just doesn't know it yet. ^^ Yep, that's right, kiddies! *sigh* This is boring... Kurt's Mystique's sort-of long-lost son. Uhhh... yeah... He's led a sad life, I guess O.o

Personal Opinion: Me no likies Kurt! He annoys the hell out of me and... and... BLAH! He's too annoying, tries WAY too hard to be funny, and again I say ARGH! And you know what I just now realized? He's had three-- sort of four episodes centered mostly around him! Strategy X, Shadowed Past, and Middleverse! And, to an extent, Grim Reminder! SHEESH! >.< Those're episodes that could've been used to explore other characters, like, oh, I don't know, the BROTHERHOOD! >.>

Old vs. New: I love Canon Nightie-- er, except for that wacky "being a priest" thing... But then, Kurt's always been like Mr. Church Hangy Outy guy and... I wonder if Pyro's Catholic O.o Er, okay, that has nothing to do with Kurt (even though Kurt's Catholic, so it SORT OF is related to him :P Wait... yes, Kurt's Catholic, right? Whatever), but it's bugging me because he's in confession in one ish-- and that doesn't really mean anything, but... uh... he hides out in cathedrals and... and... confession! O.o;; Okay, I need to stop thinking about this... Old Kurt I like, Evo Kurt annoys me and I hate him. :D
: I love the way all your rambling eventually centers around me!
: *grumble* It used to center around US!
Rosiel: Yeah, well, make like Pyro and die, then I'll probably whine about you more :P