"Dear Mr. Masudabation"
a selection of Haiku for Mr. Masudabation, by Mr. funny Shoes
I hate you, you fuck,
Die die die die die die die
Thank you, that is all
They say you have wife,
Me say she stupid woman,
You say �Mmmrggggg�uh�duh.�
Today after class,
You said �oooh�yes�very bad.�
I spit in your tea
You lick my ballsack,
Wait, I would rather you not,
Go suck Jeff�s nutsack
You went to Nanzan?
Your parents must be well off,
Low entrance standards
Tomorrow will come,
Class with Masudabation,
Praying for earthquakes
Drool onto your shirt,
Piss on the front of your pants,
Masudabation
Creativity,
One word, a thousand meanings,
You exhibit none
Babies learn to walk,
Mountains crumble over time,
You are still stupid