"Bully"
a review of Bully, by Mr. funny Shoes
A mildly new movie by Larry Clark, director of kiddy porn, I mean serous nc-17 rated movies like kids. I don't know how else to put it: poor acting, cliched story, unlikable characters, and f'ing florida as a backdrop, are COMPLETELY OVERSHADOWED BY THE PHINE DISPLAY OF UNDERAGE TEENAGE BOOTY.
Honestly, I didn't like the movie "Kids." Some of my friends raved about it when I was in high school. And you know what, that was because I had stupid dumbass skater friends who didn't know any better. Don't get me wrong a movie about some boys raping drugged girls and trying to score with really young virgins (thus giving them aids) is pretty rad in my books. But jesus I really hated those greasey new york skater boys, and what the hell is with the lisp?
I digress, basically the point was to show Larry Clark gets a lot of credit for making stupid movies which are really just teenage exploitation movies. I mean when I'm middle aged like him I'd love to direct some of these underage honeys too! Bully follows in the footsteps of Kids.
So the movie is about a couple of boys one being the bully (thus the title) the other being his tight lipped buddy who often recieves the bullying. Basically the good looking quiet one gets bitch slapped around by the smarter, uglier, and more homosexual bully. The bully makes him dance on a stage at a gay show, rapes his girlfriend in front of him, punches him in the face while he's driving etc. the bullied boy deals with this by smoking pot, screwing his stupid girlfirend, and listening to eminem. So the bullied boy, his stupid girlfriend and some stoners decide to kill the bully. They botch it and go to jail, whoops ruined the movie.
Basically, I couldn't care less about these kids. I'm sure kids like this do exist, and you know, they deserve the life thats coming to them. Maybe we can all benefit from watching their dirty movies. And hey! We do: Bijou Phillips has a break out performance complete with at least 2 PANTY shots, and a couple of sex scenes, a kind of creepy rape scene, and a tube top from heaven. Oh and the other girl is nude on the toilet, for all our german viewers. YES! These scenes completely make the movie, I love them.
I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to see teenage panties, I mean really, teenage exploitation at it's damned near finest!
8/10 Great PANTSU!
I mean seriously, Mr. Clark just has to say f it to even making the tiny bit of story that he does and just have teenage screwin, drug, and violence fests.