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Poltry farm owner ne tamam murgion se kaha:
Agr tum sub ne rat ko 2,2 anday na diye
to main tum ko dana nahi doon ga.
Agli subho us ne dekha k sub ne 2,2 anday diye hain,
Par 1 murgi ne sirf ek he dia hai,
Ownr ne poocha tum ne ek kyun dia hai?
Murgi ne kaha, ye b tumhare dar se dia hai,
Warna main to MURGA HOON.

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Sardar g proposes to a woman.
She says yes if U bring me a pair or crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is made, they find him hunting crocodiles,
and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims
"Khotay day Putar 71st and again barefooted!"

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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What's d similarity between
marriage and 11:59 am?
?
?
?
Simple hai!
.
.
Dono ke baad 12 he bajte hain.

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing.
Postmaster: Bhai ye post office hai,
polce station jakar complaint karo.
Man: kia karun khushi ke mare kuch samaj ni arahi

Sent By :-  Umer Shahzad. (0333-4106377)
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Tum
KUTTAY THAY
KUTTAY HO
KUTTAY hi raho gay
Tumhari sari nasal
KUTTAY
ki nasal he hogi.
.
.
.
KUTTIA
nay ye kaha aur
KUTTAY
say naraz hokar chali gai.

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Sardar: mai apni biwi nu 10vee karai,
12vee karai,
B.Sc. Karai,
M.Sc. Karai,
Fir PHD karai, te hun nokri te v lagvaya.
2nd Sardar: Hun changa jia munda lub ke
te ohda viah ve kara de.

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Keep
SMILing
ok
Coz
Ur Smile
is so
Captivating
and
so Nie and
loving
.
Show u
a sample
.
.

    ''//''
(@..@)
(.____.)
     )(

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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MSG karne pe jo martay hain..
.
.
CALL karne se jo darty hain..
.
.
BAD LUCK to dekho....
?
?
Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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WIFE: Min tang aagi Tusi hamesha MERA GHAR, MERI CAR,
MERA BETA, MERA MERA hi karde ho. Kade SADA V keha karo,
Hun almari vichon ki lab rahe ho?
Sardar: SADA KACHA.

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Gang of SARDARS broke a bank,
but instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled red wine.
They Happily drank & left.
Next day they saw headline
BLOOD BANK looted.

Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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What are the two reasons
why women don't mind their own business?
.
.
.
1: No Mind.
2: No Business.

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Teacher asks: Boys, aap ko Amir Khan aur
Kajol ki film "FANA" se kia lesson mila?
Ans: Andhi, Kani, Looli, Langri,
Jo bhi milay phasa lo...

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Ohh Sardar Ji.. ur friend is kissing ur wire in ur home.
Sardar G ran 2wards home & came back saying:
Oye khotia aiwaeen chakar pawayae, He is not my friend.

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet.
All ladies suddenly stand up!
Sardar: IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...
...BETHO
BETHO....

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Only

Once
In Ur life

u
will
find the
RIGHT PERSON
.
wid whom
u will
get
MARRIED.
till then...
enjoy the
WRONG ONEs

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Sardar traveling 1st time in plane going 2 Bombai.
While its landing,
he shouted "Bombay Bombay"
Air hostess said "B silent"
Sardar said ok "Ombay Ombay" :-)

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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In a classromm in Attok,
Musharaf asked if anyone had a question.
Ali a student asked:
1. why create the CJ Reference?
2. Where are the missing persons?
3. Why the energy crisis?
Musharaf:'U R intelligent, Let me Answer.'
But then recess bell rang.
After recess Musharaf asked for the questions again.
This time Amjad stood up and asked:
1. Why PEMRA is getting tough on media?
2. Why did the recess bell rang 20 minutes early?
3. Where is Ali?

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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4 guyz, 1 from HARVARD,2 from YALE,3MIT n
Sardar frm Punjab Universty.
1 comon quest ws askd 2 thm.
wat is d fastst thng in d world?
YALE:itz light.
HARVARD:itz thought.
MIT:itz blink, u can blink & its hard 2 realize u blinkd.
Sardar:itz looze motion,bcoz last night i ws lyin in my bed
i got worst stomach cramps n b4 i cud blink, think or turn on d lights,
it ws over...!

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Wife:jb tum DESI shrab pete ho to muje PARO kehte ho
jb WHISKY pete ho to DARLING kehte ho,
aj kya pia hai jo CHURAIL keh rahe ho?
Husband: AJ MEN HOSH MEN HUN.

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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I was arrested at airport.
Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that i said was Hi Jack, but very loud.

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Na ye Chand hoga no taray rahain ge.
Kia hum hamesha kunware rahain ge?
Is duniya main kitno ke nikah hogaye,
Kya naseeb main apne sirf nikah k chwaare rahain ga?

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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When u fall in Love,
No power on earth can keep u away from ur loved one,
But only one power can bring u back in ur senses,
Guess what?
.
.
"Abay dian jutian"

Sent By :- Mubarik (0334-9866997)
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Sardar Dukhi tha,
Kisi ne pucha:"Kyun tension main ho?"
Sardar: Yar ed dost ko plastic surgery k liye 2 lakh diye they,
ab saale ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon..

Sent By :-  Umair Maqsood (0333-4742391)
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****DUA****
Khuda kare
tujhey aisi bemari lage,
.
Tu burhaapey may b kunwari lagay,
.
Darjan ho jaye tere Bache,
.
Tu phir b larko ko pyari lageay ;-)
Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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If a paper comes very tuff in exam,
just close ur eyes 4a moment
Take a deep breath & say loudly:
"This is a very interesting subject,
I want to study it again"

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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