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Eyes have d strongest relationship..

They blink together,

They cry tother,

They close together,

They see together..!!

...BUT...

When they see a girl,
one will blink n d other will not...

***MORAL***

A Girl can break
all kinds of relationships...

Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Free Breakfast...
.
.
Free Lunch...
.
.
Free Tea...
.
.
Free Dinner...
.
.
Just Com To...
.
.
.
.
*DATA DARBAR*

Sent By :-  Aneel Rafique (0333-4041587)
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Ek pathan apnay kandhay par
ek totay ko bitha k ja raha tha...

Kisi ne poocha: "Ye konsa Janwar hai"
Tota foran bola...
"PATHAN"

Sent By :- Mamoona Naeem (0332-4878916)
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Aj tumse jura hr rishta torr raha hoon
Har nishani wapis kar raha hoon
Tumhari aik tasveer jo mere pas pari thi
wo bhi lota raha hoon...

                     ;***;
                 x(@.!.@)x
                    "(---)"

Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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 .*** , ***.
 *.          .*
    "*..*"

This is not a heart
This is my old underwear
which I don't wear now
So I wanna ask before I throw
"do u want this?"
Sent By :- Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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  ('.')    Achi Bhala
'<)?(>' Dost Tha
_/""\_


            Main Ne
'<)?(>' Gardan Ura Di
_/""\_

SMS Jo nahi karta tha...
Theek Kia Na?
Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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A thief jumpd into a sardars house
& said "Jaldi se batao sona kidhar hai?"
Sardar: "Ullu dia pathia sara ghar khali a
jithay marzi so ja."
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Aik Admi Adhi raat ko apni moti bivi se
"Ye sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya aik dam?"
Bivi: aik dum
Admi: To apni doosri taang bhi mujh par rakh do
Sent By :- Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Who was the first person
who look at the cow and said:
"I think I'll squeeze thise dangly things here
and drink what comes out"
Sent By :- Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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     .+""+.+""+.
-- "+. ----  .+" ---><
         "+.+"

Chandi Ki
Deewar Na
Torri,
Pyar Bhara
Dil Torr Diya,
.
.
1 rupay ki khatir ap ne
SMS karna chorr dia.
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Aik adbi shair mulahiza fermaiye,
Arz kia hai...
Aagay Barho,
Aasman chu lo.
.
.
Zara Tawajo Farmaiye.
.
.
.
Aagay Barho,
Aasman chu lo.
.
.
.
Paapi Paapi,
Paapi Chulo.
Sent By :- Mubarik (0334-9866997)
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Ye jo hai Na
Ye jo hath mein pakra hua hai
Ye Sirf message
recieve karne ke liye nahi hai
Is se msg jaate bhi hain
Try It.
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Usay pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayee
Usay pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayee
Main ne itne love letters post kiye ke wo
Postman k sath he bhag gaye. wa wa wa
Sent By :- Mamoona Naeem (0332-4878916)
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James Bond commits suicide
after waching a Paki Film
Do you know why?
Shan had an empty pistol,
Vilian shot SHAN,
he catches the bullet,
put it into pistol &
shot him.
Sent By :- Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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