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Whats the time?
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Tan Tan Tan...
Its ur nappy time...
So be a good baby & change ur nappy...

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Arz kiya hai

Ikhtiyaar e taranum se
tabasum ki roshni ko jala dena

(wah wah wah)
Jab is ka matlab samajh main aye
to mujhe bhi bata dena.
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Kya le kar aye thay?
Kia le kar jao gay?
Mujhe sms na karke kitne pese bachao gay?
Itne pese bacha kar kia?
Mobile main CNG lagwao gay?
 Sent By :- Mamoona Naeem (0332-4878916)
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Astagfirulah.
Astagfirulah.
Astagfirulah.

send this sms to 10,00,000 people
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INSHALLAH
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Balance Khatum hojaye ga.
Bakhshay tusi fair ni jana.
Sent By :- Mubarik (0334-9866997)
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Ek tha Raja
Ek thi Rani
Dono Mar gaye
Khatum kahani.
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Neeche kia lash dhoond rahe ho?
Bola na Khatam!!!
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Kabhi Khushi
Kabhi Gham
Meray sms na honge kam

Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna
sms karte rehna

Dhoom
Mere sms parh ke jhoom

Hera Pheri
Ab sms ki bari hai teri.
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Neend Ati hai to khawab aate hain
Khwab main ek larki ati hai
Larki ke peeche uska baap ata hai.
Phir
Na Neend aati hai
Na Khwab ate hain.
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
Sent By :- Ali (0333-4670769)
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad
Sent By :- Asad (0345-4266267)
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life without girls.
result = markets silent,
streets empty,  
police at rest,
All mobile companies in loss,
no sms, 
no flowers,
no valentiens,  
no candels,
no perfumes,
no travelling,
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN
Sent By :- Asad (0345-4266267)
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Ek larki thi dewani si,
mobile se khelti thi,
shaid kuch khana tha usay magar na jana kis se derti thi,  
nazrain jhuka ke, sharma ke, 
jab bhi milti thi mujh se, yahi kaha karte thi,
"YE ON KESE HOTA HAI?"
Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Kisi se nahi kaha tere fasane ko,
Jane kese khabar ho gaye zamane ko?
Gatar band hogaye sare sheher ke,  
Kis ne kaha tha tumhain nahane ko 
Sent By :-  Khurram (0321-7533077)
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I was on hot seat of
Kon Banega Kror Pati,
Question asked was  
"Duniya ka sab se bara Cartoon kon hai?" 
Men ne 2 Kror chor dia
Magr ap ka nam nahi bataya 
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Close ur eyes & emagine
Chand ka bed ho,
Taron ka lehaf ho,
Aur Phoolon ka takia.
NICE NA . . .
Now come back to earth &
Sleep on your Manjee again..
 
Sent By :- Asad (0345-4266267)
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Judge: U R crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare u to call me Saala?  
Lawyer: My Lord, I said: 
"Kaun Sa Law kehta hai?"
 
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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