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JAHAAZ E OYE.

Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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I       JL phaansi
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Ye b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha,
LATKA DALA salay ko.
Ab tum aisa na karna,
WARNA....!

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Love is a bird..
u hOLD it tightly, it dies
hOld it lightly, it flies
hOld it nicely n it
shits in ur hands..
Moral:
forget love,
just FLIRT!

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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DO U
Want
a NEW
RING TONE..?

OK

The Countdown begins now

05
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04
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 )   ' (
/    )..)...pooooon.....
L_/_/

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Agar ap chahtay hain ap ka ghar saaf rahay
Ap k ghar khuda k farishtay ayen,
ap k ghar badbu na ho,
To ap apnay ghar say
bahir raha karen.

Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Kash tu mera bakra hunda
main pyar nal tenu pathay panda...
pyar nal tera sing pharda...
Pyar nal tere kolon puchda
k das pagal kon...?
Toon ya main?
Toon pyar nal kehnda
"Main... Main... Main...."

Sent By :-  Umer Shahzad. (0333-4106377)
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Svere Jaldi uth k
.
Naha k
.
Saf Jy kapre pa k
.
Masjid ja k
.
ALLAH agy sajde py k
.
Akhan band kr k
.
Suche dil nal puch
.
MOLA jadon tuse aqal vandi main kithe C?

Sent By :- Mubarik (0334-9866997)
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Jab bhi hum nay kisi larki ko ghoora...
To us ki shaadi ho gaye.... :-(
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.
*** WAJA ****
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"Nigahe Mard-e-Momin se
badal jati hain Taqdeeren"

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Doctor & Sardar love same girl

Sardar gives her apple everyday

Girl asks sardar reason of giving apply daily?

Sardar:
AN APPLE A DAY
KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY.

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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MUBARAK HO,

Msg na karne par apko
MBA ki degree di jati hai

MBA Means

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Member of Bhikaari Association
Ye msg ab ap doosre bhikarion ko karen.
GM

 Sent By :- Mamoona Naeem (0332-4878916)
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A good friend comes 2 visit u in hospital
with flowers n goes.
A True Friend sits near u n
says: O Yaar, Jaldi theek na hona!
NURSE BOHAT FIT HAI.

Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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Let da most beautiful dream come to u tonite,
Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonite,
But don't make it a habbit caz,
I m not free every nite.

Sent By :-  Ali (0333-4673769)
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Sardar: main ek eisi cheej labhi aa
jeeday nal deewar de aar par dekhya ja sakda wa...

Dost: Balle bye balle...!
Ki cheej hai?

Sardar:...MORI...

Sent By :-  Umer Shahzad. (0333-4106377)
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Agr dil ko anda(egg)kehty to
films k naam aise hote
*Hum Anda De Chuke Sanam*
*Ye Anda Ap Ka Hua*
*Hum Ap Ke Ande Main Rehte Hain*
*Ande Wale Dulhaniya Le Jayen Ge*
*Anda Jalay*

Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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Wo kia hai na k
Agr meri taraf se . . .
SMS na aye to  
Udas na hona . . .
Kyun k main . . .
SMS di factory ni lagai hoi...
 
Sent By :-  Sulaiman Saeed (0333-6478610)
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In our life six things can come at any time.
1-  LOVE
2-  FRIENDSHIP  
3-  MONEY
4-  ILLNESS
5-  DEATH 
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6-  SUSU
Is liye kar ke soya karo. 
 
Sent By :-  Asad Mehdi (0345-4266267)
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Shah Jahan ne kaha Taj Mahal dekh kar,
Har Khirki, Har Darwaza dekh kar,
Har Kamra, Har dalan dekh kar,
Maan Qasam!
BOHAT KHARCHA HOGAYA

Sent By :-  Sulaiman Saeed (0333-6478610)
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Samandr sa slybs hai
Nadi bhar parh pate hain,
Balti Bhar Yad rehta hai,
Mug bhar likh pate hain,
CHULLU bhar number ate hain,
Usi Main doob jate hain.

(ITS REQUESTED NOT TO SHOW THE NAME)
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Tareef us khuda ki jis ne jahan banaya,
Sanu haseen banaya,
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.
Tenu te magroon he laya...
wa wa wa
Sent By :-  Khurram Shahzad (0321-7533077)
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.
Jab se ap ko dekha hai,
Yaqeen karen,
raat ko
din ko
subho ko
sham ko
khate waqt
peete waqt
sote waqt kaam karte waqt
.
.
.
.
Mera Has Has ke bura hal ho jata hai.:)
Sent By :-  Mudassar Hussain (0333-4602046)
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is dil ka kaha mano
1 kam kardo

1 Benam c Mohabat
mere nam mardo

meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsan kardo
ghar se naha kar niklo
Poore ilaqe ko heran kardo!
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Sweetest
Excuse:

A kid gets 0 marks in paper,
Father angrily says what is this?
Kid replies:
Teacher ke pas stars khatam hogaye thay
to PLANET dena shuru kar diya
sent by Asad (0345-4266267)
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Sardar laughing behind Pathan at ATM Center
"Ha Ha I'v seen ur password"
Pathan: what is it?
Sardar: it is 4 stars(****)
Pathan u r wrong, its 3843..!
 Sent By :- Mamoona Naeem (0332-4878916)
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