Well, I had to say something to get you all to visit!!!!
Hello and Welcome to MY site, how the fuck are you? You're probably wondering why I'm so fucking special that I got a site about my life? Well why the fuck not? First off, a wee bit about me.
'Why lad, tha's seen't boggart!!!'
My name is Toby and I come from Lancashire, for all you americans out there, in the geographical scheme of things, Lancashire is in England, England is in Europe and you have Romania, Czechoslovakia, France,Norway, Germany, Spain, THE HANGING GARDENS OF BABYLON, then England. Yes, so that's that sorted. I'm a student at Newcastle Uni-Farsity and here is a pretty picture of me......... |