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| Kat's diary of sicko shit!! |
| There I was, quite happily writing the diary of the child, when I realised, that I don't have a diary in which I can vent, I've never had one (boo hoo, deprived child much). So here it is, my diary. |
| 21/5/02 started this diary obviously. I stink cause I haven't done any washing for a month. Mummy would be proud!. Oh well, here's a question for you...You see Christian Machado in the picture ?? He's the one standing up for all you people who are deprived of Ill nino. |
| Well now, how much can you imagine him like this..... |
| Marc |
| Christian - > |
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| And you know what??? I'd bet my nipples that that Marc character would have something to do with it!! It's always the quiet ones you have to watch. Talking of Ill Nino, only 4 more days, til I get to see them at Ozzfest. GRRRRRRRRR!!! I'm gonna meet them, get their autographs and abuse them with questions about bumlove. Funny fact about Christian, his nickname in the band is HORSEY. Oh save me, I can't help but wonder how he got that name. |
| Mind you, when all's said and done, the only way to establish whether or not he got that name for obvious reasons is to examine his crotch area...To take a good butchers at his groin. Incidentally enough, the the verb 'to take a butchers' merely means 'to have a look. |
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| I can't particulary see anything unusual but there has to be some reason, maybe only marc knows....But if you spot anything, feel free to mail me at [email protected] (p.s, Kat is not brazilian, she just thinks she is) |
| Here's a damn good piccy for you all, I mean this is absolute proof that they are bumming each other, look at the way that deviant little fuck Marc is looking at Christian, it's a very 'Your ass is mine, muchacho' look! |
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| Tu culo es mi culo......Christian!!!!!!! |
| It's amazing how you can waste an entire page talking about shit!!! Watch this space for more fun and frolics from the Ill nino crew |
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| Disclaimer : I have no proof at all that any members of ill nino actually engage in backdoor fun with each other. This is all the product of my sick brain.I love ill nino and their music and writing slash fanfiction and making pages just like this is my version of idolatry. Please don't sue, I want to keep my garden vegatable soup and my ham. I really do think that Marc and Christian are quite hot though. |