The Shit Haiku page...
The Haiku to the foreign student

Excuse me lady,
Where can I find Fresh Shaved Ass?'
You can try Netto's

Haiku to Marian

Maz is a big nob
She puts berries up her bum.
And likes to suck cock
(But Kat on the other hand is fucking mint...)
Haiku to The Child's anus

The child's anus,
Is tight, brown and very small,
Corgette go up there.
My, I'm such a fucking poet!!!
Haiku to University

University,
Is a hellish pile of shite
How do I escape?
Haiku to Fresh Shaved Ass

Who likes Fresh Shaved ass?
Andrea likes fresh shaved ass,
She's a sick puppy!
Lex?? How the fuck do I get off this shitty page??  5-7-5, 5-7-5, how do I get out of here???
The shit Portuguese song (that I made up yesterday cause John is a bastard


Espero que o teu penis fica-se verde,
I hope that your penis turns green
Espero que o teu penis fica-se verde na noite
 
I hope that your penis turns green in the night
Entao nenhuma mulher no mundo
 
Then no woman in the world
queria foder contigo
would want to fuck you
( UMA VEZ MAIS AGORA!!!) -
isto e uma grita
 
(ONE MORE TIME NOW!!!)
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