| HOME | Funny stuff. Welcome to another funny bit; its even funnier than watching someone fall down a flight of stairs! This time I phoned up the mail-order company, Excitment Direct (XD). Now, take note, before the proper phone call I phoned up, just to take down someones name for the proper one, ok? The names of both receivers have been changed so I don't get into trouble, so the first call receivers name shall be 'Bob', ok? XD: Hello, Lee Range for Excitment Direct sales, how may I help you? Me: (enthusiasticly) Hello, this is David O'Sullivan on TV's Who Wants To Be A millionare. We have 'Bob' here, he is on £500, 000. XD: Is this some kind of joke? Me: Yes it is, actualy. Please say something funny. XD: No. Do - Me: Please, I'll do my 'special dance'. XD: ....What? Me: My special dance. It's groovey, sir. XD: Would you like to buy a game? Me: Er, ok then. Can I buy PSX Tomb Raider? XD: Yes. That will be £15. Is that ok? Me: That would be groovey, too, sir. XD: Ok, can I take your post code please? Me: Whats that for? XD: So we know where to send your game. Me: What game? XD: The game you were odering, Tomb Raider. Me: I don't want that! XD: But you said - Me: Blah blah blah. Moron. XD: You said you wanted to order it. Me: Oh, shut up. XD: What are you talking about. Me: Ohh, put on a good show for the cameras. XD: What camaras? What are you talking about? Me: I don't know, all I want to do is my special dance. They then hung up. Some people eh? More funny stuff will be here soon. The old phone call follows:
Ha ha ha ha! Welcome to the funniest thing in the history of everness! This time I decided to phone up The Nintendo Hotline(NHL). Now, this phone call is real. I had great fun doing it (I had to do this about a dozen times before I went the whole way without laughing!) and would advise anyone to do some of there own. In an effort not to sound iresponsible, though, I must tell you to NEVER phone the emergency services, people could die. Anyway, look here; NHL: Hello, how may I help you. Me: Hello. What would you like to talk about? NHL: Do you have any questions about a game? Me: No. NHL: Then why did you phone us up? We're a tips and cheats line. Me: Just fancied a chat. Your like an automated service, you. NHL: Look, do you have a question about a game or not? Me: Er, yes. Have you any cheats for Mission Impossible? Have you? NHL: That company has its own cheats line. Me: You would say that, wouldn't you? I wan't to speak to the one in charge. Where is your leader? - long pause - Me: Okay, what games do you do, then? NHL: Any game made by Nintendo or there second party software developers. Me: Ok, when is Majoras Mask out? MHL: We are only here to give cheats. Me: Have you got any cheats for it then? NHL: It's not even out yet. Me: Whens it out then? NHL: November. Me: Thankyou. Will you marry me? NHL: Pardon? Me: Will you marry me? NHL: No. They then hung up, rude or what? Come back soon for more funny stuff! |