I miss you so much. They are being so horrible to me. They make me drink and smoke and keep that bag over my head for hours. They said they will send me back to you if you stop going on about Collingwood. Learn to be humble. And as someone famous once said "If your performance speaks for itself, don't interrupt!".
Get me out of here...please.
All my love Collingwood Bear
Any assistance in tracking down the Collingwood Bear, a.k.a. Bucks would be greatly appreciated. Email your messages of support to [email protected]
10/9/03
Dear Gav and fellow Collingwood supporters,
I cannot bear (literally) the torture i have had to endure in the hands of these crazy people. They tell me you have not let up on your collingwood ranting and raving. Do you not care for my welfare??? This is worse than my initiation when i joined the Navy...i still can't look at sump oil the same way. I have decided seeing you don't care about me anymore all i can do is join them...
You may no longer call me "Bucks", I am now known as "Hirdy"
Dear Gav, My new friends seem to think maybe a little music might calm down the anger only a collingwood supporter can feel after years of disapointment. They also are wondering if your friend 'Hailz' who called my hero Hirdy a 'faggot' missed the sex ed classes at Werribee High, James is in fact married with three lovely children, not the sort of girl i would like to meet in a dark alley!
If you want to see me again i will be at Bombers training this week. You might catch a glimpse of me in the crowd, rooting for my mate Lloydie..oh he'd be the guy that kicked the most goals for the season.
Your good with Stats arn't you Gav .... Lloyd = 87 Goals, Tarrant = 47 Goals!
"See the Bombers Fly Up" Turn up the volume ... Love little Hirdy
11/9/03
Gav, It's me Bucks! They have had me on some serious drugs here. I really started to think that Lloyd was a good bloke. I tried to escape but they caught me and have subjected me to hideous torture. If i hear that bloody "See the bombers fly up" one more time i am going to die.
It's up to you and the army gav, please find me...before it is too late!
Send my love to Eddie...gee i miss his smile - tell him to a phone a friend, ask the audience, anything...just get me out of here!!
