Thanks to all my Collingwood brethren who have taken the time to email the terrorists. Their emails are now listed as an inspiration to you all.
9/9/03
Let those responsible be aware that the magpie army will not rest until the collingwood bear as been found...THIS IS WAR !!!
Joffa Collingwood cheersquad
10/9/03
Gavan, Collingwood Bear & Terrorists,
I have one message to the terrorists.
If you thought Stormin Norman & the troops were bad back in the Gulf in 1991, watch out for the Collingwood Army if one their own is hurt in ANY fashion.
The immediate return of the Collingwood Bear to it's rightful caretaker in Gavan Flower, will subsequently allow these heinous perpetrators the luxury of a fate worse than death - having to watch the video's of Barb's & John Elliott's secret xxx video collection for days on end.
Yours deadly Hats P.S. I am akin to revenge - just ask Nicky Davis !
10/9/03
As agent Scully once said, "the truth is out there", yes Hirdy is more of a bear than Bucks ever was, he left the bears for pie park and now Hirdy and his poofter Bomber mates will suffer a fate worse than the bears ever did, bring back Gastev so Sheeds can give him a game with the rest of the chumps from Windy hill (Kew cottages).
Go Pies Matthew Kominiarski
10/9/03
Dear Collingwood Bear,
Do not turn to the DARK side no matter how much punishment these vile abductors attempt.
It's makes me physically ill to see you "Bucks" portrayed as Pretty Boy Hirdy. My Magpie secret service has uncovered that the Chief Football Writer of the Herald-Sun Mike Sheahan could be involved, such is his disdain for Nathan Buckley.
Hold Strong, the Magpie Army will find you & release you !
Rambo found the enemy and released the POW's & so will we ! Hats
11/9/03
Terrorist Vermin,
It is patently obvious that your command of the English language mimics your feeble attempt to defeat the Pies in Round 22.
At no stage did I resort to calling James Hird a faggot. I would not subject the gay community to such abuse. I merely called him a "Pretty Boy". Refer to my original correspondence if your mental capacity allows.
As a person who resides near Wobbly Hill Essendon, I will ensure that if seen, the terrorists will endure watching the 1990 Grand Final for weeks on end. Remember that day Bombers - 5 goals in perfect conditions. How pathetic ! My plaudits to the terrorists who can actually add up. Yes Lloydy had kicked 87 & Tazza 47 until Round 22 (it's actually 92 for Lloyd & 50 for Tarrant after the first final), but if you like stats so much Tarrant in NUMBER 1 in the AFL for GOAL ASSISTS.
The only assisting Lloydy does, is driving his half wit missus down to Foxtel to produce that woeful Living with Footballers show.
Return the Bear to GAVAN ASAP or face the consequences !
