TURNABOUT

by Trish Williams

Copyright © 2001

 


 

CHAPTER TWO

~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ *

 

Teal’c was late. 

 

Jack figured that should have been his cue to realize something was wrong.  Teal’c was downright anal when it came to being on time for a debriefing.  However, given his former girlfriend just got a new lease on life, the Jaffa had really been acting quite strange since they’d returned from Vorash.  After hanging back a bit to chat with Shan’auc about God knows what while the rest of SG-1 waited at the gate, he had this weird expression on his face all the way back to Earth.  Jack couldn’t shake the feeling Teal’c was up to something and trying to cover it up but failing miserably.  Add that to getting boned by the Tok’ra again, with no Vaseline, and it made for a very unhappy Jack.

 

God, I could really use a beer right about now, he thought.

 

Finally, Teal’c came strolling into the room, his hands loosely clasped behind his back.  It didn’t even seem to faze him that he was late, despite the confused and annoyed faces gathered in the room.  This wasn’t an attitude they’d seen in him before.

 

Actually, they’d never seen it before.

 

“Master Teal’c,” Jack quipped as he got up.  “So nice of you to join us.”  Hell, he couldn’t sit down for this. 

 

The Jaffa just smiled at him as he made his way to the front of the room.  He rocked back and forth on his heels for a bit.  Jack could tell he was chomping at the bit to say something.  And something told him he wasn’t going to like it.

 

Teal’c smiled again and looked off into the far corner of the room. “It is with much sadness that I must take my leave of the SGC,” he said, turning around to see the dumfounded look on the faces of his friends.

 

What the fuck?

 

Oh, he was definitely going to kill this Jaffa.  But before he did, he needed some clarification.  Thankfully, Hammond attempted to do it for him.

 

“Are you certain, Teal’c?” the general asked wearily, hinting that Teal’c might not be in his right mind while making this decision.

 

“He means a leave of absence, sir,” Jack clarified.

 

“I have said what I mean, O’Neill,” Teal’c said, giving Jack a pleasant but determined look.  “I intend to live the remainder of my life on Chulak.”

 

Sam closed her eyes briefly and bowed her head in resignation.  Daniel let out a sigh.  Hammond just sat there like a bump on a log while Jack stifled his first instinct to slap some sense into Teal’c.

 

“What on earth for?” Jack demanded, inflecting upon every word.

 

Teal’c gave him a stern look.  “Do you not recognize the greatness of Shan’auc’s achievement?”

 

Daniel decided to be the voice of reason Jack couldn’t be. “Well,” he began, stuttering a bit, “I think the point is if the whole idea was to get the secrets of the Goa’uld into the hands of the Tok’ra...”

 

“And us, by the way,” Jack interjected.

 

“Then it’s done,” Daniel said, spreading his hands and then clasping them together.  “Mission accomplished.”

 

Sam decided to throw her perspective into the mix. “Teal’c,” she said, “even if you could train a large enough number of Jaffa to communicate with their symbiotes, the Tok’ra already have a hard enough time finding hosts.”

 

“Look, the point is, you belong here,” Jack said, tapping the table gently with a finger to emphasize his point.

 

“I belong where I am needed most, O’Neill,” Teal’c chastised.  “And that is on Chulak at Shan’auc’s side.”

 

Son of a bitch! Jack thought, his eyes narrowing at Teal’c.  You just had to prove me wrong, didn’t you?

 

He so much wanted to strangle Teal’c for confirming Kayla’s fears.  As tough as she was, he wondered how she would handle this.  His money was on not very well.  Jack made a mental note to keep her away from all firearms and explosives for a while, then put a date in his head for the ass-kicking Teal’c had coming to him.

 

“Off-world activation,” Davis’ voice blared through the PA.

 

Maybe I can drug him before I beat him up, he thought as they all descended into the control room to see what the fuss was about.

 

“Incoming traveler, sir,”  Seargeant Davis told Hammond.  “It’s the Tok’ra.”

 

“Here to share squat with us, no doubt,” Jack sniped.  He figured the only way the Tok’ra could endear themselves to him now is to bring a keg through the stargate.  Preferably already tapped.

 

Hammond gave him a strange look.  “Open the iris,” he ordered.

 

~ * ~ * ~ * ~

 

He was going home.

 

All Teal’c could think about when he and SG-1 gated from Vorash back to Earth was how he could not wait to return to Chulak with Shan’auc at his side.  Together they would teach their people how to turn their symbiotes against their goa’uld captors and set their people free.  He was going back to his adopted homeland with the woman for whom he held love in the purest form.  Teal’c had lost her once to the Temple—he would not do so again.  But before he would inform the humans of his intention to leave their service, he felt he owed it to first tell the human female who had taught him so much about this world. 

 

Teal’c went out to the airstrip where Doctor Kayla Porter was due to leave shortly on her monthly trip to Area 51.  She was his friend, his confidant and, after he and SG-1 barely survived the crash of Thor’s ship, they had become passionate lovers.  Kayla had taught him more than he ever thought he would learn about his Tau’ri ancestors, rituals and customs, and their ways of making love.  Teal’c had even inquired of O’Neill about Tau’ri marital bonding rituals. He had found her to be more than just a substitute for a Jaffa female—until Shan’auc came through the ‘gate and reappeared in his life.

 

Bra’tac had taken great risk in sending Shan’auc through the gate to Earth.   She sought to inform the Tau’ri of her discovery of a way to defeat the goa’uld.  At first he had been skeptical but eventually found a way to prove she was right. Even in her darkest hour, knowing she had come to this world expecting not to live, she remained strong.  And even though she was in great pain and bore it well, they had given themselves to each other last night.  It was as if no time had passed since the last time they had been together all those years ago.

 

Shan’auc and Kayla had definitely not gotten along.  As he did in the beginning, she also doubted Shan’auc’s claim that she could communicate with her symbiote.  Shan’auc was a priestess who required faith, Kayla was an engineer who required proof.  Conflict between them was expected.  But for the sake of his people he had to try to find out if his former lover was correct.  And when he put himself into that deep state of Kel No Reem, and his symbiote communicated with him, his heart leapt.  Shan’auc had been telling the truth all along. 

 

Shan’auc was right—his place was on Chulak teaching his people the way to freedom.  Kayla had recounted to him how her people were once enslaved but had been freed.  Surely she would understand how turning a goa’uld symbiote would spell freedom for his people.  Kayla was most sympathetic to him—out of all the Tau’ri he knew she would understand the most.

 

Teal’c waved to Kayla as she got out of the jeep, her long, black leather coat whipping in the fall breeze and an executive portfolio clasped at her side.  Watching as the dark-skinned weapons engineer approached, he kept telling himself that had Shan’auc not appeared, he would have been making preparations to take her as a wife.  But his first love, his childhood love, that pure unadulterated love had returned to his life and he could not turn his back on it now no matter how deeply he felt for Kayla.

 

“I thought you were on Vorash,” she quipped, trying to tuck a lock of hair the wind had blown out of place. 

 

“I was indeed,” he said, noticing the brilliant sunset behind her. For some reason it looked especially bright today. “I am fortunate to have caught you before your departure.”  Kayla gave him a look that said she still did not believe Shan’auc’s claim although he had told her of his ability to communicate with his symbiote.  Why could she not trust him and believe?

 

“I honestly hope Shan’auc is correct,” she said, sounding sincere. “If she is, it would mean a great deal to your people.  They’ll finally be free—that’s what you’ve always wanted.”

 

“She has received a new symbiote,” he said happily.  “Now she will be able to teach others.  And I intend to be at her side.”

 

It took awhile for Kayla’s brain to read between the lines he’d spoken.  And once she did, her mind screamed in protest.  She hoped to God she was wrong, but her instincts told her she’d been dead-on about this ever since she saw the female Jaffa taking up space in Janet’s infirmary. 

 

“You’re leaving, aren’t you?” she said, not masking how hurt she was.

 

“Yes.”

 

Kayla could hardly believe her ears. “Your place is here,” she reminded, pulling her coat closer.

 

“My place is where I am needed the most.  And that is on Chulak.”

 

Kayla scoffed. “Has it occurred to you they’re trying to kill your ass on Chulak?” she asked angrily.

 

“That is of no consequence.”

 

“No consequence?!?” Kayla exclaimed.  “You being killed is of no consequence?!?”

 

Teal’c started to say something but stopped.

 

“What I understand is this,” she said, pointing a finger at him.  “I am on the front line here as is everyone else at the SGC. It is my job to come up with new ways to defend my people against the kind you carry within you.  And in case you’ve forgotten, Apophis, your former boss, is out to wipe my people off the face of the planet.  A people you claim to be your last hope.  A people you pledged your loyalty and honor as a warrior to.  And now because your former girlfriend ‘may’ be able to turn her symbiote you turn your back on my people?  And me?”

 

Teal’c was not comfortable with her tone.  The warrior in him knew everything she said was true.  Everything she said made logical sense.  He was abandoning her, SG-1 and the people of this world.  But all the romantic in him could think of was being with Shan’auc again, and that had overruled the warrior in him for the past twenty-four hours.  Earth was not his home and Kayla needed to understand that.

 

“You do not understand,” he told her in a tone more condescending than he desired.

 

Kayla shot him a look that said she didn’t care much for how he’d just spoken to her.  “I guess I don’t,” she said, pronouncing each word slowly.  “ I don’t understand how you can treat what we have, what we’ve built as if it doesn’t matter.  I thought I understood there was something between us, but the real thing comes along and you’re gone. And as pissed as I am about us, the bigger transgression is you turning your back on my people and going back on your word as a warrior.”

 

That hit him right where he lived, and he didn’t like it.  It was like calling him a shol’va but in a slightly different sense of the word.

 

Teal’c moved closer to her.  “Do you not realize that when all Jaffa are able to turn their symbiotes we can defeat the goa’uld and neutralize the threat to your people?” he pleaded.

 

If they can be turned,” she emphasized.

 

He was disappointed.  “You still do not believe,” he grumbled.

 

“No, I don’t.  You only did it one time.  It doesn’t even prove what will happen once it’s implanted.”

 

“I have seen it implanted,” Teal’c informed her, the enthusiasm radiating in his voice.  “It has renounced its birthright and has joined the Tok’ra.”

 

“So it says!” Kayla spat.  “Have you forgotten the bomb in Cassie’s chest?  The biological organism Apophis hid in your son’s teeth?  The goa’uld are ruthless and not above using the innocent to slaughter millions.  Like I told you and Shan’auc yesterday, a leopard doesn’t change its spots.”

 

Teal’c expression turned angry.  “Your lack of faith in me is disconcerting,” he chastised.   “No Jaffa female would ever speak to me as you do.”

 

Kayla raised her eyebrow and said, “That’s because no Jaffa female would ever dare to call you on your bullshit.”

 

The Jaffa stood there, speechless.  The truth of the matter was one of the things he admired about her was how she stood her ground against him.  But it was also one of the things that annoyed him about her.  Trying to press for her to further understand the matter was futile, so he backed down.  He was about to get to the next order of business but Kayla beat him to it.

 

“So I’ll ask the cliché ‘woman’ question,” she said, relaxing her stance a bit.  “What happens to us?”  Kayla turned around when she heard harried footsteps approaching them.

 

“We’ve gotta go, Doc,” the Airman said urgently to her.  “We’ll slip our schedule if we don’t.”  Kayla told him she’d be along shortly.

 

“I regret to inform you that we will have to end our dating relationship,” he said after the Airman was out of earshot.

 

“You’re dumping me?” Kayla was stunned at the lack of emotion in his voice. 

 

“I am simply…postponing our relationship,” Teal’c informed her.  “Should I return to Earth …”

 

“Teal’c … don’t,” she warned, holding up a hand as to physically stop the words from flying out of his mouth.

 

He could have sworn he saw the beginning of tears in her eyes and a part of him became angry for hurting her.  But the romantic in him assured that hurting her was a small price to pay to be back with his true love and his people.  Had things been different, had Shan’auc not come through the gate with a way to free his people, he could have had a future with this Tau’ri female who linked him to this world of which his ancestors were descendants.

 

He watched as Kayla strode angrily towards the small plane.  Before she went inside, she gave him an icy glance, her hair whipping in the wind about her.  He would surely miss her, but Shan’auc was right—he needed to be on Chulak to mentor those he had inspired.  He had a responsibility to his people.  The Tau’ri, even though he descended from them, were not truly *his* people.

 

She did not understand. 

 

And because he was going home, it was of no consequence. 

 

~ * ~ * ~ * ~

 

The sudden ring of the phone jolted Teal’c out of Kel No Reem.  It took a few moments for him to get his bearings and make his way over to where it was.  Slowly taking it off the hook, he had a sneaking suspicion who was on the line.

 

“Master Teal’c?” Jack’s cranky voice asked.

 

“O’Neill, it is I,” he said.

 

“Would you mind joining us in the debriefing room?  You’re about, oh…a half hour late.”

 

Teal’c swore gently in his native tongue.  Very rarely was he so deeply engaged in meditation that he did not awaken when he was supposed to.  Perhaps he should invest in an alarm clock as Daniel suggested.

 

“I will be present in ten minutes,” he told Jack.  “Please convey my deepest apologies to everyone present, especially General Hammond.”

 

After hanging up the phone he let out a deep sigh. 

 

Perhaps he shouldn’t be so hard on himself.  It had only been three weeks since Shan’auc’s death.  She believed so much that the goa’uld she carried could be turned—to make it forsake its destiny and believe they were evil, but unfortunately that was not the case.  Now, Shan’auc’s killer inhabited the body of an innocent host—a spy among the Tok’ra of whom they were aware.  The information Tanith would provide the Tok’ra would be used to their advantage—assuring Shan’auc’s sacrifice would not be in vain.

 

As he splashed water on his face and looked in the mirror, he wondered just how he could look Kayla in the eye and convey how sorry he was; how embarrassed he was at treating her as if she did not understand, as if her people weren’t in as much danger as his were, as if she did not matter.  It was hard to admit that he’d come close to treating her as if she were an insolent slave.

 

He needed to talk to her; needed to tell her that he hadn’t been himself during the time Shan’auc was there.  To tell her that in light of the situation he still had deep feelings for her, and that those feelings went beyond friendship, beyond being lovers.

 

To ask her for forgiveness.  Again.

 

He made quick work of preparing himself and then left for the debriefing he was already quite late for.  As he made his way, Teal’c told himself there was probably a reason he kept re-living the scene between he and Kayla at the airstrip.  It was probably penance for his hasty and shortsighted action.  He’d been so caught up in the idea of going home with one of his own kind that he’d pushed her and her feelings aside.  Teal’c knew he would never forget the look of shock and hurt on her face or the fury he had endured when she confronted him with videotape evidence of his indiscretion with Shan’auc.

 

Ever since he’d met Kayla, he had promised to be her protector; to assure no one would hurt her and that no harm would befall her. But in the end, the worst thing imaginable had happened. 

 

He did not protect her from himself.

 

~ * ~ * ~ * ~

 

How she hated him.

 

Nephthys had the unfortunate pleasure of currently being the queen of a sworn enemy of the house of Ra.  She had not done this purposely for she’d only been a pawn—a spoil of war.  Considering how many times she’d tried to kill Apophis, it would behoove her to escape as quickly as possible before her charm wore off.  She knew she couldn’t stay with him for the same reason she couldn’t stay with Setesh, for the same reason she conspired to have Osiris banished.  She needed to stay until she could put her plan in motion, as soon as she figured out what that plan was.

 

Nephthys looked on as her king by conquest slowly emerged from his sarcophagus, taking glory in how energized he felt.  She hated that smug look on his face, his insatiable thirst for power, how he acted as if she should be kissing his feet for not killing her as he did her king.  When Apophis made her his queen by force, she swore she would never give up attempting to kill him until she succeeded.  He knew she never masked her hatred towards him and he told her how amusing he found guessing how she would attempt to kill him next.

 

A servant came up and draped a gold robe around his shoulders.  Apophis fastened it quickly then walked into the area where he would take his meal.  Nephthys followed, knowing it would have been well within his rights to kill her, but doing so would enrage her son.  Apophis was not so drunk with power as to forget that angering Anubis would not bode well for him.

 

Ignoring her piercing gaze, he smiled at her and said, “I am not dead this time, my sweet.”

 

She scoffed.

 

“I must find you a new host,” Apophis said as a servant poured him a glass of wine.  “Sokar may have been the god of the underworld but there is no need for you to look as if on the brink of death.”

 

“Your attempt at casual conversation is pitiful,” she spat, scrunching her pale face up at him.

 

Apophis smiled graciously and raised his goblet to her before taking a drink of wine.  “It is far from it,” he said.  “I would allow you to use the sarcophagus but my First Prime has alerted me of a possible host for you on a nearby world.”

 

Nephthys glared at him.  Knowing Apophis, her next host would be quite young, attractive and fertile.  No doubt he would seek to seed it as soon as possible, regardless of the consequences.  It galled her how Apophis seemed to have no regard for order and no fear of the system lords.  Considering he was present at Osiris and Isis’ banishment, Nephthys could not understand his continued defiance.  Apophis was much like Sokar in that respect.

 

“I am looking forward to an alliance with our son,” he said.

 

“Anubis is my son,” she declared.  “And you know as well as I the system lords will not allow such a thing to take place.”

 

“Pleasing the system lords has never been of foremost importance to me…with the exception of Sokar of course.

 

“I am only with you because my king is dead,” she sneered.  “And I will only be satisfied once you are dead.”

 

“Silence, woman!” he ordered.

 

“I will not be silent, Apophis!  Once Heru’ur hears of this, he will attack.”

 

“I doubt he would attempt such a thing,” he taunted.  “But do not worry yourself.   I have plans for him.”

 

Her eyes glowed harshly. “I will not stand in the presence of such insolence.”

 

Apophis laughed wickedly, and then his eyes glowed. “You will do exactly that,” he said, grabbing her by the arms.  “And I look forward to having my way with you once you have been put into a new host.  As mistress of the gods that is your function, is it not?”

 

All Nephthys could do was glare and curse his name.

 

~ * ~ * ~ * ~

 

 

As far as Kayla was concerned, it was all quite simple.  Girl meets alien, girl falls for alien, girl screws alien, alien screws girl, alien dumps her for one of his own kind. 

 

Film at eleven.

 

Doctor Kayla Porter took her time drying herself off from the shower she’d just taken.  P5X-458 was a relatively primitive world—no wildlife but a bumper-crop of naqadah beneath the surface.  Over the past three weeks, she’d been supervising the mining effort, weighing and classifying samples, writing boring-ass field reports and milling a few pieces of metal from time to time.  Not very glamorous, but it kept her busy;  kept her from thinking about being dumped by the SGC’s resident Jaffa; kept her from thinking about the question which kept popping into her head.

 

Why the fuck did she think things would be different because he wasn’t human?

 

Maybe because he seemed so noble for leaving all he knew to fight to free his people.  Maybe because he seemed to know so much, yet value her knowledge and perspective.  Maybe because she knew what it was to feel like an outsider.  Maybe because he held himself to a higher standard because of what he’d done in his past.  Maybe because helping to protect her world, he would find redemption for his soul.

 

Maybe because he was so good at screwing her brains out it short-circuited all rational thought.

 

Her mind flashed to all the times they’d made love.  The first encounters were after he’d survived the crash of Thor’s ship.  That was a quick overnight getaway to a posh hotel with only General Hammond knowing of the exact location.   Then there was a whole weekend when all they did was eat, sleep and discover each other.  And the time when instead of teaching her how to mediate, he’d made love to her in the glow of the numerous candles softly lighting the room.  That experience alone showed her just how much control he could exercise over her body, and how powerless she was to stop her body’s response to his touch.

 

Her breath came out in staggered intervals as she remembered how he would prepare her.  His skillful manipulation of her pleasure center with his tongue, the way he could tell if she was fertile or not just by touch, the way he’d slip into her whispering words of lust in his own language as his ardor grew.  The only sound sweeter than that was the deep, resonating groans and grunts of pleasure he would let out with each stroke he made inside of her.  She remembered the feel of his well-muscled ass as the cheeks pressed together with each precision-crafted thrust.  Each one caused her to cry out to her god in sweet agony, holding onto his hulking shoulders and pleading to him for deliverance.  And he delivered her every time. 

 

Every time.

 

Kayla crossed her legs instinctively as she felt the wetness creeping down her thighs.  She bit her lip, trying not to cry out as the psychosomatic sexual response sent waves of pleasure through her body.  She wanted him so badly, needed to have him inside of her. Never in her life had she ever been with such a skilled lover.   That fact alone both scared and fascinated her at the same time.

 

The desire that overwhelmed her almost made her want to forget what he’d done, forget how he’d betrayed her trust, forget how he’d dropped her for one of his own.  She was caught between feeling the urge to kill him for betraying her, and wanting to have him pumping, groaning and sweating on top of her. 

 

The Jaffa have got ‘cootchie control’ down to a science, she thought with a snort.

 

It was probably that ‘control’ that made Teal’c think she could put up with him, even though he’d cheated on her.  Jesus, it was bad enough that he had dumped her, but then to find out he’d slept with that…that woman while still ‘dating’ her made her blood boil.  And the way she’d found out was reprehensible.  She didn’t dare go back into that memory for if she did, she knew she’d just lose it again.

 

“I can get through this,” she said softly.

 

Kayla toweled the last remnants of her shower off her body with a stiff military-issue towel; careful to avoid pulling on the gold cartouche and cross charms that hung on a delicate gold chain. 

 

Too late.

 

She swore a string of curses as the chain snapped, sending the charms flying in different directions.  Kayla managed to hunt down the cartouche because it was bigger, but the cross she failed to find.  The thought occurred to her to look a little harder, but then she remembered the towel had fallen on the ground and she was crawling around completely naked.

 

As she put on her undergarments, black T-shirt and fatigues, she laughed at her rationalization that no one was going to see any intimate parts of her unless they’d at least taken her out for a nice dinner and a movie.  Because she was the sole female team member, she made twice as sure she was well covered up when leaving her jerry-rigged shower.   Being stationed out here with SG-11 and SG-3, engineers and marines, was quite an unequal mix of nerd power and testosterone in extreme quantities.

 

Lieutenant Johnson, the SG-3 Marine who seemed to think it was open season since Teal’c had broken up with her, was jockeying for an opportunity to go out with her.   According to what she knew, Teal’c and Lieutenant Johnson had a tenuous relationship ever since the Marine attacked him while under the influence of the ‘Caveman’ virus.  Of course, it didn’t help that SG-1 and SG-3 had that whole rivalry thing going on. 

 

Regardless, she had to admit how impressed she was, although she still thought he was a little nuts, with him showing her how to heat rations using a piece of C4.  Kayla figured there was nothing quite as endearing as showing a gal how to heat food with a powerful explosive.

 

She would miss going out with Teal’c, introducing him to different things.  It was as if she were experiencing things over again that she’d formerly taken for granted.  But now, now she just felt used.  She was second-rate, a substitute for what he really wanted or needed.  He needed someone who didn’t have to explain everything to him; who wouldn’t call him on his crap every time he tried to be his usual stubborn self; who didn’t need to be ‘prepared’ or handled with care during sex. She was like new Coke while Shan’auc was the original formula.

 

As long as she was human, Kayla could never compete.

 

“Maybe Johnson is right,” she sighed.  “Maybe I do belong with my own kind.”

 

She sat on her bunk with her head in her hands, sobbing softly.  The last time she’d felt like this was when she’d caught her ex-husband cheating the first time. But she had gotten lonely and like a fool, let him come back.  He repaid her by cheating again and this time, Kayla hadn’t hesitated to unload a full clip into the headboard while her philandering husband and his mistress screamed and begged for their lives. 

 

After that, she’d gotten her shit together.  She had called in a few favors, sold the house and attacked her work at Area 51 with a vengeance. With all the crap she’d gone through, she told herself that she should have realized right then and there that there were no Prince Charmings in this world, just a whole lot of frogs.  And apparently frogs weren’t just indigenous to Earth—Chulak had them too.

 

But she’d survive, just like she had before.  She knew she had to get away, at least for a while, to regroup.  If she’d stayed at the SGC, she would have probably given in to Teal’c’s constant pressure for her to forgive him.  And if Jack had come around to ‘console’ her, the urge would have been too strong to jump in the sack with him and just complicate things even more.  She’d made the right decision to come here, even if it was the ass end of space.

 

“Maybe I’ll get closer to God here,” she scoffed.

 

Suddenly the hairs on the back of her neck began to stand up.  She drew her breath in sharply, the adrenaline shooting through her body at lightening speed.  Kayla didn’t like feeling this way.  She felt as if she were being watched.  Quickly finding her M9, she took the safety off and held it defensively as she panned the area of her tent.

 

With all of the action movies she’d seen, she figured she would face danger with no fear.  But right now she was so scared her teeth were chattering.  She quickly made her mind recall several positive mantras to repeat, but they weren’t working very well.

 

“Johnson?” she called forcefully.  “If that’s you trying to catch a glimpse of me naked, I’m going to kick your ass.”

 

When she turned around, she felt something hard hit her in the chest, knocking her backwards.

 

Then everything faded to black. 

 

Colonel Jack O’Neill rocked back and forth on his heels as he waited in the debriefing room with General Hammond, and SG-1 sans Teal’c.  Ever since he’d realized the Jaffa was running late, he couldn’t stand to sit any longer.   And Jack, being the life of the party that he was, decided to rail on the one thing that had been bugging him ever since the whole Shan’auc episode.  From the time he’d gotten off the phone with Teal’c, he’d been filling Daniel, Sam and General Hammond in on all the reasons why he shouldn’t kick Teal’c’s wayward Jaffa butt for cheating on and dumping Kayla.

 

“I don’t think you should judge him, Jack,” Daniel offered as he rapped his fingers on the table.  “He did love Shan’auc.”

 

“If you ask me he lost his damn mind,” Jack grumbled.  “Teal’c spends months trying to develop a relationship with Kayla.  Then Shan’auc shows up and blows it all to hell.”

 

Daniel sighed.  “You have to understand, it’s probably really hard for him to be here, trying to fit into a world that isn’t his,” he justified as he pushed his glasses up a bit with his index finger.  “I also think he’s kind of embarrassed at his behavior throughout this whole thing.  He’s a romantic, Jack. And romantics sometimes do crazy things.”

 

Jack just looked at Daniel as if he were crazy.  It wouldn’t have been the first time.

 

Sam chuckled a bit.  “A romantic?” she asked, her blue eyes full of disbelief.  “Are you serious?”

 

Daniel just shrugged.  “Yeah, he is.”

 

Jack figured Daniel had a point but he wasn’t ready to concede just yet.  “What I know is that he dumped a good friend of mine just so he could run off with his ex-girlfriend,” Jack said, walking his fingers in the air to illustrate his point.  “And we all saw how he was ready to run off with her and kick us to the curb.” 

 

Daniel then proceeded to remind Jack of just how eager Teal’c seemed to make amends, but each gesture was met with harsh resistance from Kayla.  Then Jack reminded Daniel how Teal’c had the gall to dump Kayla as soon as Shan’auc had a new lease on life.  Daniel countered with the possibility they hadn’t discussed dating each other exclusively.  And then Jack told Daniel about Teal’c’s absolute stubbornness about the whole condom issue and how he’d been pressing for weeks for her to stop getting him to use them.

 

Hammond just sighed nervously and looked at his watch.  This was much more information than he required.

 

“What does that have to do with it?” Daniel questioned pointedly.  “She basically insulted him.”

 

“Insulted?” Sam asked in a tone that indicated she was somewhat offended.  She and Jack gave Daniel the same confused look.  Hammond just put his head in his hands and sighed again. 

 

“From what Teal’c told me,” Daniel began, “for a woman not to want to bear the child of a warrior can be perceived as an insult.”

 

Jack blinked his eyes as if trying to wring out the confusion.  “He told you that?” he asked.

 

Daniel nodded.

 

“So it’s not that much of an insult for him to just want to knock her up?”  Jack sighed heavily, tossing up his hands.  “I can’t believe I’m standing here debating Teal’c’s sex life with you, of all people.  Bottom line, Daniel, he fucked up.  Plain and simple.” Snapping his fingers, he added, “And oh, let’s not forget the videotape shall we?”

 

They all exhaled sharply at the mention of that. 

 

The videotape incident had become a well-known thing around the SGC.  In a nutshell, someone had anonymously given Kayla a videotape.  One day, when they had been reviewing some old MALP footage, Kayla had casually walked in and asked if they could identify something on a videotape she had.  Jack, Sam, Teal’c and Daniel hadn’t had a problem with it until the footage had started to play.   After having gotten acknowledgement from Jack, Sam and Daniel just whom the woman was that Teal’c had been fucking, the drama had started.  Kayla had ordered all the humans out and then World War Three had officially began.  By the time the dust had settled, she burst out the room on the verge of tears.  When Teal’c had pleaded with her to let him explain further, she had told him she didn’t want to ever see his face again.

 

And nothing had been the same since.

 

“I’m not saying he’s right,” Daniel told him, shivering as he mentally re-lived the incident.  “I’m just saying you should try to understand it from his point of view.”

 

“Well I’m sorry Daniel but I can’t,” Jack said pointedly.  “As a matter of fact…”

 

Suddenly, Teal’c walked in and all conversation ceased.  Hammond looked more than relieved that the Jaffa had finally arrived.

 

“Some of us have overslept on occasion, Teal’c,” the balding general said in his warm Texas drawl.

 

Teal’c bowed deeply, his hands folded behind him.  “I must apologize again for my late appearance.  It will not happen again.”

 

“Understood.  Take a seat, son.”

 

Sam cleared her throat, trying her best not to stare at Teal’c.  “Our mission to P2G-557 was pretty standard with a few exceptions.”

 

“Exceptions?” Hammond asked.

 

“The whole planet is run by women,” Jack said, finally taking a seat.

 

“Correction,” Sam stated.  “The social structure is matriarchal as opposed to patriarchal.”

 

Jack snorted. “Same difference,” he said.

 

“Basically men are used as laborers, soldiers and breeding stock,” Daniel added. 

 

“Women are charged with control of the judicial, legislative and executive areas of life,” Sam lectured, almost seeming more than impressed.  “All high offices are held by women.”

 

Hammond looked intrigued.  Sliding his hands forward a bit on the table, he said, “So what do they have that we want?”

 

“Trinium.  Lots of trinium,” Sam said excitedly.  “They are willing to negotiate a treaty but…”

 

“They have reservations,” Hammond deduced.

 

Sam nodded. “Let’s just say they wouldn’t be very receptive to SG-9 and Major Kovachek.  That unit is all male and the ruling council probably wouldn’t meet with them.”

 

“Just because they’re men?”

 

“Yep,” Jack quipped, cutting his eyes at Sam.  She ignored it.

 

“I also did not see the wisdom of this,” Teal’c said, avoiding Jack’s ‘nice of you to join the discussion’ look.

 

“But they have something we want,” she informed with a shrug.   “So we’ve got to play hockey on their ice so to speak.”

 

“In that case,” Jack said, reclining back in his chair, “I have first dibs on driving the Zamboni.”

 

“Zamboni?” Teal’c questioned, his brow raised.  “I am unfamiliar with that vehicle.”

 

Jack was more than happy to provide an explanation.  “Well by all means, Teal’c.  Allow me to …”

 

“Unscheduled off-world activation,” Harriman’s voice boomed from the PA system. 

 

Hammond got a worried look on his face.  “No teams are scheduled to report in today,” he said as they all headed down to the control room.

 

“Maybe it’s the Avon lady,” Jack quipped to Sam.  She just shrugged.

 

“Receiving SG-3’s signal,” Harriman announced.

 

“They’re not due to check in until next week,” Hammond told them as he folded his arms defensively.

 

“They are with SG-11,” Teal’c said as he came in, the urgency unmasked in his voice.   With the exception of Harriman, they all knew just whom he was worried about.

 

After a few moments that felt like hours, a lone Marine stumbled through the rippling blue event horizon.  He tried to stand up straight but his injured body couldn’t comply.  He struggled to say something, then collapsed to the ramp with a metallic thud.

 

“That’s Lieutenant Johnson!” Jack exclaimed, making a beeline for the gate ramp.  Sam followed.

 

“Get a medical team in here, stat!” she yelled over her shoulder.  “There could be more injured.”

 

Upon reaching him, Jack turned the large Marine over and tapped his face gently.  “Johnson, talk to me buddy,” he urged.  “Where’s the rest of your team?  Where’s SG-11?”

 

Johnson winced in pain.  “Dead,” he rasped.  “All dead.  I…”

 

“Carter?” Jack asked warily.

 

“I’m not sensing anything,” she said, stooping down next to him.  “He’s clean but Doctor Frasier should give him an MRI just in case.”

 

“What’s the situation, Colonel?” Hammond asked through the PA system.

 

Jack swallowed hard before answering.  “Lieutenant Johnson says all of SG-3 and SG-11 are dead, sir.”

 

The frozen expression he saw on Teal’c’s face said it all.

 

Jack then lowered his voice and asked, “Where’s Doctor Porter?”

 

Johnson tried to answer but passed out. 

 

“General, sir,” Jack said urgently.  “Request permission to lead a search and rescue.”

 

Hammond pulled the microphone to him and said, “Granted.  SG-2 will accompany you.”

 

As the medical team rushed in to take care of Johnson, Jack stood up and hurried out to the gear-up room with Sam in tow.  He vaguely remembered Daniel falling in and Teal’c prompting him for more information about what Johnson had said.  Right now, the only thing that worried him was the possibility of yet more dead SG team members.

 

It was possibility that never failed to scare the shit out of him.

 

~ * ~ * ~ * ~

 

 

Who knew a one-night stand with a part-time stripper would help him save the world?

 

Colonel Jack O’Neill watched intently as the scantily clad brunette went through her routine on stage.  Her hips undulated to the funky sounds of a group called Cameo, who crooned about a woman as sweet as candy.  The heavy bass line of the song reverberated in his chest, almost in tune with his quickening heartbeat.  From the moves this woman was showing off on stage, Jack couldn’t help but wonder what kind of candy she was peddling.  The ‘come hither’ stare she gave him said she’d be more than willing to give him a taste.

 

Settling back in his chair to get a better view of the woman’s performance, Jack remembered an Area 51 research and development engineer who moonlighted as a stripper to appease her boredom.  Actually, he knew her as a stripper first.  It was only sheer coincidence that when zipping up to Nellis one day and stopping to help a stranded motorist, he found out the stripper was actually the Area 51 engineer.  He hadn’t see the woman in over a year since that incident, so it shocked the hell out of him to get a voice mail message from her two days ago that said she needed to see him, and the matter could have serious repercussions for the stargate program.

 

So here he was, in a so-called Gentleman’s club, waiting for a woman who dumped him in a letter.  The place was as nice as he remembered.  Posh carpeting, top shelf food and drinks, security guys who all looked like Jaffa, and oh yes, strippers.  The after-work crowd was filtering in, and soon Jack figured the place would be packed.  It was well on its way there now.

 

The brunette stripper slid down a pole and landed on the edge of the stage in one fluid move.  Crossing her legs seductively, she batted her eyes at Jack.  “What’s your name, honey?” she cooed.

 

“Whatever you want it to be,” he said, looking her up and down.

 

“He’s taken darling,” a voice quipped.  “But I’ll gladly give you a tip just to prove there’s no hard feelings.”

 

The woman did a slight ‘hmmph’ and rolled back onstage.  But before taking off she made sure to take the twenty the female offered her.  She wasn’t stupid.

 

            “Fine place you picked to meet me in,” Jack told the woman.  “But I guess it is fitting since it used to be your former place of alternative employment.”  He wanted to tell her that in the dark sunglasses and mid-length black leather coat, she looked more like Shaft’s little sister than a geeky engineer.  Common sense told him that if he did tell her that, she wouldn’t hesitate to tell him to go fuck himself.

 

Doctor Kayla Porter slid into a seat opposite the colonel.  She took off her sunglasses and gave Jack a look that said put up or shut up.  “No self-respecting ‘family’ man would get caught here,” she said, flagging down a waitress for a drink as she shrugged off her jacket.  “And even if Maybourne did show up, he’d look as smug as a preacher in a whorehouse.”

 

“I guess you’re right,” he said with an evil grin.  The waitress gave him a welcoming look.  At first glance, he wondered if she was a stripper here too.

 

“I know I’m right,” she snapped with a knowing smile.  “What are you drinking?  And don’t say beer.”

 

“Beer, please,” he requested.  The waitress nodded.

 

Kayla gave him a look that said she disagreed with his selection. “If you’re going to drink beer, go for something a little more exotic than Bud from a tap.”  She thought for a few moments then snapped her fingers.  “Bring the gentleman here a Red Stripe and I’ll have a rum and coke.  Use Captain Morgan spice rum, not that watered down Bacardi crap Lamar tries to sneak in when he thinks nobody’s paying attention.”

 

The waitress clucked her tongue in agreement at Kayla’s statement.  “I’ll be back soon with your drinks,” she told them, giving Jack a wink.  He winked back.

 

 “You’d think in a place with a twenty dollar cover charge and a four drink minimum, it wouldn’t behoove them to serve cheap shit,” Kayla snorted.

 

“And don’t forget the anal-retentive dress code.” Jack took a few moments to look at the light beige shirt and dark blue pants he wore.  In a place like this, wearing jeans and sneakers would get you tossed out on your ass, no matter how much money you had to spend.  “Does your father know you talk like that?” he asked, trying not to stare at what her tight purple shirt was trying to hold back. 

 

“Bite me, Jack,” she said, briefly clasping both of her full breasts in her hands.  When one of the buff security guards saw the gesture, he couldn’t help but stare.  And when Kayla gave him the middle finger salute, he gestured to bring it on.  “Asshole,” she quipped.  “Like he’d even last.  But he is kind of cute, so I wouldn’t mind finding out.” Kayla gave the security guard a look that said she just might give him the chance.

 

Jack let out a chortle, then reminded himself that he should get down to business before too much ‘eye candy’ came out to distract him.  “Needless to say, I was quite surprised to hear from you,” he told her.  “I figured after the ‘Dear Jack’ letter I got last year, talking to me wasn’t high on your priority list.”

 

“Jack,” she sighed. “There are more important things to discuss besides why I dumped you.”

 

“Well, since I came all the way out here to Nellis, I figure I could at least get an explanation.  You know, a bone to throw me?  I think I deserve it.”

 

Kayla looked at him impatiently as she ran a perturbed hand through hair that just grazed her shoulders.  “I love your sense of humor.  I really do.  But you don’t have a clue when you’ve gone too far with the sarcasm.  It takes a special kind of woman to put up with that mess.  And when I decided to get rid of my soon-to-be ex husband I told myself I would never again try to become the woman some man wants.”

 

“So you’re saying you’re not her?”

 

“What do you think?” she retorted with a raised eyebrow.  “I care about you, I really do.  But you can get on my last good nerve.  If we would have stayed together, one night you’d wake up screaming from the hot grits I dumped on you because I couldn’t handle your shit anymore.”  Kayla softened her expression, briefly clasping Jack’s free hand.  “We’re better friends than lovers.  So let’s just be friends.”

 

Jack figured that explained it all.  Besides, this was the woman who hadn’t hesitated to try and shoot her husband for cheating on her. “So, how is Captain Dick these days?”

 

“Busy wiping Maybourne’s ass,” she spat.  “And trying to get me back.  Like I want his cheating ass back.”

 

“I’ll never forget the look of him running half-naked to his car.”

 

“Neither will I,” she said, choking off a laugh at the memory.  “And it was quite novel of you to toss his keys into the grass.  My neighbors sure got an eyeful of a naked man trying to find his keys in the dark on my front lawn.”

 

“I figured it was the least I could do,” Jack sniggered.  “And the divorce proceedings?”

 

“Full steam ahead,” she proudly replied, smacking the table with her hand.  “Soon I’ll have my name back along with my life.  But he’s not making things easy.  For some reason he thinks he’s entitled to the Lexus I paid for.  Asshole.”

 

Jack peered over her shoulder through the one-way window that showed the parking lot.  Even in the dimly lit parking lot her vehicle stood out.  “Is yours the silver one?”

 

“Yep.”

 

The colonel let out a long whistle.  “Very nice.”

 

“Don’t look too impressed,” she gently chided.  “It’s base model—a Toyota Camry with an improved engine and ten grand slapped onto the price.  A little steep to pay for but the service folks kiss my ass when maintenance has to be done on it.”

 

“It’s still nicer than what I’m tooling around in.  That’s for damn sure.”  It beat the hell out of his Jeep.

 

“My former husband has been running his mouth again,” she told him.  “Tried to get me to work for a little side operation of Maybourne’s—again.”  Her dark brown eyes turned serious, more serious than he’d ever seen.  “It’s big, Jack.  Really big.”

 

Before Jack could answer, the waitress came back with their drinks.  After she set then down, Jack tossed a hefty tip onto the tray with a wink, telling her that if they needed anything else that he’d come get her.  “Talk to me, Porter,” he said, wiping the condensation off of his beer.  “What’s going on?”

 

Kayla looked around the seating area, her eyes taking in the men coming in to be entertained, and the women on stage earning their first round of cash.  The music was loud, and meaningful conversation was not something anyone came here for.  She took a calculated sip of her drink and said, “They’re stealing alien technology.  I don’t mean a little piece here and a little piece there either.  Major stuff.”

 

“Do you know from whom?”  Jack didn’t want to let on any more than he already knew.  Kayla was acutely aware of the stargate program, but he didn’t want to lead her into a direction other than the one she was currently on.

 

“The only one I know by name is the Tollan,” she recounted.  “He calls another one the Roswell aliens.  Guess you have to read between the lines to figure that one out.”

The Asgard.  Jack didn’t have to deduce much. 

 

He took a long sip of his beer, relishing the taste.  “This is some really good beer.  Different, but good.”  He wasn’t surprised.  Kayla usually had good taste when it came to food and drink. 

 

“You know, according to the law conversation between a husband and a wife is privileged.  I can’t be forced to testify.”

 

“Can’t or won’t?”

 

“I’m not losing my job,” she snapped.  “I’ve got stuff to pay for including a shitload of student loans.  So unless you’re going to pay them off, I don’t have to do a damn thing except stay brown and die.  Guess how much effort those two take?”

 

“Would it help if I told you the world was a stake?”

 

Kayla relaxed her posture a bit.  “I’m listening.”

 

Jack leaned close to her ear and said,  “Last week, the Tollan, the Asgard and the Nox approached us, claiming we were stealing their technology.”

 

“It’s not the SGC,” she whispered.

 

“No, but we have to convince them it’s a rogue operation.”

 

“We?” she asked, sitting back in surprise.  Her tone of voice more than hinted he did not have her permission to drag her into his mess.  Her head shook profusely.  “I’m not putting my ass on the line.  I just wanted to let you know what I knew.  I’ve done my job.”

 

Jack took another long pull of his beer, then set it aside.  He caught Kayla’s eyes with his own, sending the wordless message that what he was about to say went beyond serious.  “Kayla, I’m about to go deep undercover.  The Asgard have insisted I be the only one involved.”

 

“Asgard?” she asked.

 

“The Roswell Aliens,” he told her.  “But I need your help to pull this off.”

 

“Why?”

 

“To bolster our credibility, I want you to go to Tollana and testify to what you know.”

 

Now it was Kayla’s turn to take a long drink.  She drained the remainder of the cocktail, and then pulled a piece of ice from the glass.  “Through the stargate?  Scatter my atoms to the cosmic winds?” She popped the piece of ice into her mouth, her mind clicking like a stopwatch as it melted away.

 

“Listen,” he said.  “If the Asgard and the Tollan cut off ties with us, we’re screwed when, not if, the Goa’uld show up again.  And you know as well as I do that they will.  The goa’uld are scared shitless of the Asgard, and I’ve seen the Tollan take out a goa’uld mother ship with the flick of a finger.”

 

“Damn,” she muttered.

 

“So you see what’s at stake here.”

 

Her eyebrow arched sharply.  “What’s in it for me?”

 

“My undying gratitude for saving the world?”

 

“You’re going to have to do a little better than that,” she said pointedly.  “Losing my job isn’t something I plan to do.  I lose my job, the Lexus gets repossessed and that is just not going to happen.”

 

Jack smirked, realizing how well Kayla could play hardball if her back was against the wall.  “Okay, come back to the SGC with me,” he bargained.  “Tell Hammond what you know.  And I will assure you’ll have a job at the SGC.”

 

“Doing what?” she asked, clearly intrigued.

 

“What you do best.  Make things to blow shit up.  I’m sure Hammond would just jump at the chance to have a research and design engineer who knows Maybourne’s dirty laundry.”

 

“Same pay?” Kayla prompted.  “Maybourne may be a sneaky bastard but the NID is paying me a pretty penny.  And the payments on that Lexus are more of a bitch than I am.  And that’s saying something.”

 

“I don’t know if the SGC will be able to match it but you’ll get to make all kinds of stuff, travel to distant worlds, meet alien peoples…”

 

“And blow shit up?”

 

“On occasion,” he said with a laugh. 

 

Kayla laughed with him, her eyes scanning the club one more time.  “Is it possible to say…mysteriously get my student loans paid off?”

 

            “I think I can pull a few strings for you,” he hinted.  “So what do you say?  Want to help me save the world?”

 

Kayla gave him a look that said they had a deal.

 

~ * ~ * ~ * ~

 

Jack O’Neill burst through the event horizon onto P5X-458, his MP-5 drawn and ready for action.  Night had fallen on the planet, and the only thing that greeted him was the humidity and the sound of crickets.  He’d given the go-ahead to SG-2 to go through first, and told Coburn the rest of SG-1 would be on their six.  As the rest of SG-1 came through behind him, he wondered why SG-2 was just walking around as if shell-shocked.  Before he could bark out something to Coburn, he looked further out towards the tree line, and saw something that disturbed him to the core.

 

There were bodies.  Dead bodies.  Lots of dead SGC bodies.

 

What the hell happened here? He thought.

 

Jack watched as the members of his team weaved their way through the fallen.  He knew they had the same question in mind that he did.  But before he could begin to figure out what happened with these dead soldiers, or even start thinking about what could have happened to Kayla, Major Coburn came up to him.

 

“We’ve begun scouring the area,” Coburn informed him.  “But from what we can see so far, there don’t appear to be any survivors.”

 

Jack took another look around and said, “If Johnson managed to survive, I have to believe some other folks did.”

 

“I hope so.  But that doesn’t appear to be the case.”

 

“Why?”

 

Coburn guided him over to one of the bodies.  He instructed another solider to turn it over.  It was riddled with bullet holes, making the uniform look like moldy Swiss cheese at the torso. 

 

“Looks like friendly fire to me,” Coburn ascertained as he adjusted his helmet a bit.

 

Jack shook his head. “I don’t think so,” he said defensively.  “I don’t want to think so.”

 

“Who else would be using our own bullets against us?”

 

“I don’t know,” Sam said as she approached.  “But all the bodies I looked at are full of bullets.  Teal’c’s trying to see if there are any tracks that might indicate someone else did this.”  She held up a shiny object.  “I pulled a round out of one of the dead.  It’s standard military issue.”

 

“How the hell could this have happened?” Jack exclaimed.

 

“I wish Johnson could have told us more before he passed out, sir,” Sam said.

 

“Coburn,” Jack said.  “Get together a detail to start taking the bodies back.”

 

“Yes, sir.”  Coburn saluted briefly and then went to handle the task he’d been given.

 

“So who started shooting first?” Daniel inquired, adjusting his hat.  “I just saw some of the bodies.  Talk about strange.”

 

“I don’t know,” she told Daniel.  “Sir, are you sure all of Maybourne’s people were arrested in your ‘sting’ operation?”

 

“Pretty much,” Jack said as he looked up at the clear night sky for a moment.  “But Maybourne’s slimy enough to have a few folks waiting in the shadows somewhere.  Maybe slimy enough to exact revenge…” he muttered, kicking up a tuft of dirt with the toe of his boot.  He didn’t bother looking to see where it landed.

 

“Revenge?” Sam asked, looking a little confused.  “For what?”

 

“You know Kayla used to be married, right?” he asked Sam and Daniel.

 

“Yeah,” Daniel said.  “To Captain Dick as she so affectionately calls him.”

 

“And you do know that a wife cannot be ‘forced’ to testify against her husband.  Right?  Even at a court martial?”

 

Daniel nodded.  It was a given Sam knew.

 

“Captain Dick, or, more accurately Captain John Rogers was one of the people who got caught in my sting operation,” he explained.  “And Kayla testified against him at the court martial.  She considered it poetic justice for all the shit he put her through.”

 

“I don’t understand,” Daniel said, giving Jack and Sam a confused look.  “If he’s put away, why would Maybourne come after her?”

 

“Because she gave some pretty damning testimony.”

 

“Sir, I agree Maybourne’s a slimy rat bastard, but for him to have someone slaughter so many SG team members just to get to one civilian?” Sam asked with an air of disbelief.  “That’s like trying to kill a mosquito with an elephant gun.”

 

“Or giving a whale a breath mint,” Jack muttered.  Out of the corner of his eye he saw Teal’c approach.  He hoped to God he hadn’t found Kayla’s body.  “Teal’c,” he said, raking back some dirt with his heel.  “What have your fine tracking skills picked up?”

 

“Tracking is indeed difficult in the grass, O’Neill.  The night does not make it easier.”

 

“So basically you can’t tell me anything?”

 

“I said it was difficult,” Teal’c informed him, his voice tinged with anxiety.  “I did not say it was impossible.”  The Jaffa stabbed the ground with his staff weapon and exchanged determined looks with Jack.  “The members of SG-3 and SG-11 were shot at close range.”

 

“It looks like they all started shooting each other,” Daniel said.

 

“It does indeed,” Teal’c said.  “However, I cannot ascertain a logical reason for such action.”  Jack watched as he took off towards a small colony of tents.  One still had a light on and he followed Teal’c as he warily entered that one.  After deciding the place was all clear, they relaxed a little and began looking around.

“Nobody’s home,” Jack remarked.

 

“And nothing appears to be disturbed,” Teal’c said.

 

“Yeah.  And that bothers me.”

 

“There are no discernable footprints leading in or out.”  Teal’c struck a key on the laptop computer, causing a password field to pop up on screen. 

 

“I have to hand it to her,” Jack said.  “The woman is extremely anal in protecting her work.”  This time, he wished Kayla hadn’t been so prudent.

 

“Indeed,” he said. 

 

Then something shiny caught his eye.  Teal’c saw it too.  Jack watched as the Jaffa’s large frame bent down and picked up a small gold cross sitting in the grass.  It was obvious Teal’c recognized the item and turned it over in his large fingers to confirm his suspicions. Even from a distance, Jack could tell the delicate chain it was attached to had been broken.  Given nothing had been disturbed in the room, he figured she’d snapped the chain while taking her shirt off or something.  He’d done the same thing once.

 

“What does it say?” Jack asked, doing his best to make small talk of what was obviously some kind of epiphany to Teal’c.

 

“It says nothing,” he said, staring intently at the Tau’ri faith symbol.  “But I can confirm that it belongs to Doctor Porter.”

 

The distress in his voice hit Jack hard.  He watched as Teal’c stroked the charm gently, a myriad of emotions crossing his normally stoic face.  No matter how much of an asshole Jack had thought him to be for the whole mess with Shan’auc, it was obvious he truly cared about Kayla.  Or was he just feeling guilty?

 

It was then that something within Jack just snapped.

 

“Teal’c,” Jack said, exhaling sharply.  “I’ve got to ask you, what the hell were you thinking?  I mean, did you set out to screw her over or did it just happen?”

 

The Jaffa gave Jack a pained expression.  “I did not mean to hurt her, O’Neill,” he said in a guilt-ridden voice.

 

“Well you did!” he spat.  “And I gotta admit, you did a pretty good job of it.  You know, I kept defending you, telling her over and over you weren’t going to screw things up and leave.  Then you do and to hell with her, to hell with Earth, and to hell with all of us!”

 

Teal’c opened his mouth to say something, but decided otherwise.  Instead, he turned his attention back to the gold cross in the palm of his large hand.  The delicate item sparkled in the light, and Jack could have sworn he saw tears starting to appear in Teal’c’s eyes.

 

“I’m sorry,” Jack apologized, bowing his head briefly.  “This isn’t the time or the place to do this.”

 

Teal’c gave him a humbled look.  “You cannot say anything to me I have not told myself a hundred times.”

 

“I highly doubt…”

 

Jack’s words were cut off as the sound of gunfire erupted outside.  They scrambled out of the tent, knocking over a few things as they went.  Double-timing it back to where the noise was loudest, they saw the rest of their team and SG-2 embroiled in a firefight with at least ten Serpent guards.  They shot less frequently than the SG teams, but their aim was downright deadly at times.

 

“Serpent guards?” Jack yelled to Teal’c as the fired their weapons, joining their teams in the fight.  “What the hell are Serpent guards doing here?  I didn’t hear the gate open or a mother ship enter orbit, so where the fuck did they come from?”

 

“Apophis must be nearby,” Teal’c postulated.

 

“Ya think?” he yelled to him over the din of weapons fire.  “What’s going on?” Jack asked Carter as she fired her weapon.

 

“They came out of nowhere, sir!” she explained.  “We were trying to send back some of the bodies when the Serpent guards transported down and started shooting.”

 

“Well, I’m not about to …”

 

Jack’s words were cut off as a small fleet of death gliders came swooping down, firing as they went.  He wanted nothing more than to bring the dead back to earth to their families, but he knew the longer they stayed, the more they’d be screwed with a capital ‘s’.

 

“Get through the gate now!” Jack yelled to Coburn over his shoulder.  “Hopefully Johnson will wake up soon and give us some answers!”

 

They all laid down cover fire as Coburn got what remained of his team through the ‘gate. 

 

“Daniel, you’re next.  Get out of here!”

 

“Jack …”

 

Daniel’s protest was interrupted by a low humming sound.  Jack shuddered inwardly as he recognized just what the sound was.

 

“Oh…shit,” he said.

 

They all looked on as the transport rings came down one by one, humming eerily as they stacked upon each other.  A bright flash of light came down, and when the rings went back up, they left a group of six Jaffa unlike any they’d seen before.  They were big, tall and very muscular.  From what Jack could tell, the shortest one was about Teal’c’s size.

 

“No,” Teal’c whispered as he tightened his grip on his staff weapon.

 

Jack stared at the Jaffa, trying to make out what kind of helmets they wore. “Dog guards?” he guessed out loud.

 

“More like Jackal guards,” Daniel corrected.

 

Teal’c confirmed Daniel’s assessment with a nod.  “Correct, DanielJackson,” he said.

 

Suddenly the Serpent guards stopped firing. 

 

“Why are they just standing there?” Jack asked, noticing their staff weapons were still unarmed.

 

“Maybe they’re waiting for something?” Sam postulated.

 

“For what?” Jack hissed.  “An invitation in a red envelope?”

 

“Jaffa, kree!” a familiar voice commanded.  The Jackal guards stepped aside purposefully to reveal the speaker.

 

“No,” Teal’c said, his voice now pleading. “Please, no.”

 

It was Kayla.

 

SG-1’s blood ran cold as they saw Kayla’s eyes glow briefly before acquiescing into an icy stare. She was dressed in the same robes Sha’re had worn when Amonet possessed her, except these were in gold.  Her neck was adorned in various jewels and strands of gold streamed down her shoulder-length hair.

 

And she looked beyond pissed off.

 

“Holy Hannah!” Sam exclaimed.  “She’s a …”

 

“Yes,” Teal’c hissed.

 

Her gaze swept past all the SG-1 team members then came back and settled directly on Teal’c.

 

“Destroy the Shol’va and his Tau’ri masters!” she commanded as her eyes glowed.  The Jaffa that flanked her began firing their staff weapons immediately with a furor and accuracy none of the SG-1 team members save Teal’c had seen before.  Strangely, the Serpent guards still stood their ground, but did not fire.

 

Teal’c fired his staff weapon, trying to slow down the advancing guards.  But the blast didn’t even make contact with the intended target.   A translucent blue shield appeared around each Jackal guard, protecting them against Teal’c’s assault.  SG-1 ducked for cover as Teal’c’s staff weapon blast came flying back at them in a different color and at twice the speed.

 

“What the fuck is that?” Jack yelled, poising to fire his rifle.  “I haven’t seen anything like it before.”

 

“Sir, don’t!” Sam yelled.

 

But she was too late.  The bullets Jack had fired ricochet off the Jackal guards’ shields and came hurtling right back at them.  They ducked for cover barely in time.

 

“I thought you said force was proportional and all that jazz for those shield thingies?” Jack said to Carter.

 

“I thought so too,” she told him.  “But it looks like they’ve got a more advanced shield mechanism.  Somehow it magnifies the kinetic energy of an object when it’s deflected off the shield.”

 

“Then someone ought to tell Heru-ur he’s got an outdated model,” Jack said.

 

“O’Neill,” Teal’c said urgently, “we must go back through the stargate with haste.”

 

            Jack nodded in agreement.  “Fall back!” he barked, narrowly avoiding a staff blast only to get clipped in the shoulder by the tail end of the energy pulse of another.  He didn’t feel much pain, so he figured it was just a graze.  Ol’ Doc Frasier could fix him up as good as new if they got out of there alive.

 

“We can’t just leave her here, Jack,” Daniel pleaded.

 

“Well, we certainly can’t bring her along now that she’s got a snake in her,” Jack said.  “Carter, you and Daniel get through the stargate now.  Teal’c and I will cover you.”

 

“Kayla!” Teal’c yelled as he laid cover fire for his comrades while trying to see any remnant of Kayla even though he knew she was no longer the woman he knew.   She approached them slowly, her Jaffa keeping their weapons at the ready.

 

“Teal’c,” Jack said in a warning tone.  “She’s no longer the person she was.  You know that as well as I do.”  But Jack also remembered that when Teal’c had told him the same thing about Skaara, he didn’t want to hear it.  And it seemed Teal’c didn’t want to hear Kayla could not be ‘reached’.  Shooting her would have been futile for the bullets just would have hurtled off anyway.  And chances were Teal’c would have tried to stop him.

 

She looked between Jack and Teal’c with eyes that definitely were hers but not controlled by her. 

 

“You must do whatever it takes to fight the demon that possesses you,” Teal’c pleaded.  Jack knew that he knew his words meant nothing to the symbiote, but could mean something to the host.

 

Her eyes glowed briefly. “Nothing of this host will survive.  And neither will you,” Kayla said in her eerie goa’uld voice.  Then she slowly raised her arm, opened her palm, and let fly a ribbon blast that knocked both of them backwards.

 

The last thing Jack remembered as he lost consciousness was the sound of transport rings, and the feel of Teal’c’s body as it fell on top of him.

 

 

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