The Rock:
"If WrestleMania is going to be Triple H and The Big Show, then WrestleMania is going to absolutely suck"
"Kurt Angle, if the Rock punches you, he'll kill you. If he misses, the wind behind the punch will give you pneumonia, and you'll die anyway."
"The Rock says, they didn't keep you (Triple H) at the bottom of the barrel just because you wanted to say goodbye to your roody poo friends in Madison Square Garden,no. The Rock says, they kept you at the bottom of the barrel because you absolutely suck."
Vince McMahon:
"I WANT A DIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!!!"
"I have balls the size of grapefruits."
"I never forgave your mother for giving birth to you."
"Be nice to me or you won't get a future XFL franchise."
"As sure as I'm standing before you tonight and breathing the foul air of London..."
"Nothing consequential or newsworthy ever comes from London, England."
Triple H:
"You know, its hard to be humble when you're as good as I am."
"What the hell kind of family did I marry into?"
"I wouldn't feel comfortable leaving our kids with your mother. I mean, she's a psycho."
"If our cross ever path again."
Stone Cold Steve Austin:
"You talk about your psalms and John 3:16. Well, Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass." -
King Of The Ring 1996, after defeating Jake Roberts to become King.
Christian:
"I think Kaientai would make great WWF tag team champions...When was the last time you saw Chinese tag team champions?"