Jim Ross:
"You cost Austin the title, you bastard!...DAMN YOU, HELMSLEY! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL, Triple H, you son of a bitch."
"Oh my god! What a DDT! I've never seen a DDT ever like that in my life!"
"We know Chris Benoit's dead serious: he hasn't smiled this decade."
"Mankind gave Al Snow Head last Thursday Night on Smackdown."
"Listen to the ovation for the table."
"This one could have gone either way...quite obviously."
Jerry Lawler:
"If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert."
"If Mae Young said her real age, you'd think it was her phone number."
"When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops."
"I like this wrestling from Austin. I haven't seen it before, but I like it."
"Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo."
Paul Heyman:
"We never did midgets in ECW. And you should never do them in the WWF."
"Have you ever been to the isle of Tonga? These people like to eat their own young."
Larry Zbysko:
"Any married man will attest, the female is the most vicious creature and species on the planet."
"Do these handicap rules mean Lenny and Lodi can park wherever they want?"