These are some of the funniest quotes ever to come out of a person's mouth, let alone the president of the United States...GEORGE DUBBYA BUSH!!!
George Dubbya Bush:
"Nigeria is a very important continent."
"It's not pollution that's harming our planet, it's impurities in our air and water."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully"
"If Tibet decides to revolt, I'm sure I'll have a statement."
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
"You don't need to be smart to be president"
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
"Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning"
"Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."
"I think we agree, the past is over."
"I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California."
"We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations; their obligations as teachers. We want them to know how to teach the science of reading. In order to make sure there's not this kind of federal cufflink."
"The fact that he relies on facts -- says things that are not factual -- are going to undermine his campaign."
"I understand small business growth. I was one."
"The senator has got to understand if he's going to have he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road."
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses."
"I did denounce it. I de-I denounced it. I denounced interracial dating. I denounced anti-Catholic bigacy... bigotry."
"I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it."
"The fundamental question is: 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective."
"There ought to limits to freedom"
"It's your money. You paid for it."
"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
"They misunderestimated me."
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question"
"Welcome to Mrs. Bush and my fellow astronauts."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
The next quote is not exact, so pardon any mistakes. It is a speech that George Dubbya Bush used against the Clinton/Gore government.
"8 years ago, Al Gore and Bill Clinton when into office promising more money for the poor. 4 years later, there still is no more money for the poor. They say, again, more money for the poor. 8 years later, still no money for the poor. And you know, Al Gore likes to say "You ain't seen nothing yet", well he's right...we saw nothing."