Welcome to The Wrestling Quotes Page, where I aim to provide you with the best wrestling quotes without the inclusion of "If ya smell what the Rock is cookin'", because that sucks.
And now onto The Wrestling Quotes.
Ric Flair:
"To be the man, Whooooo, You gotta beat the man."
"Like it or hate it, You gotta learn to love it 'cause it's the best thing going. Whooooo."
"Whooooo."
"It's like space mountain, baby, it may be the oldest ride in the park, but it's also the longest. Whooooo."
"Limo ridin', jet flyin', kiss stealin', wheelin' dealin' son of a gun..."
"I know what camera to talk to, idiot - I'm Ric Flair."
"Here I am at the ripe old age of 50 - still THE MAN."
Kurt Angle:
"It's True, It's True."
"I have a lot of retarded fans out there..."
"Whooooo."
"The Big Show is a giant waste of talent."
"I used to think that the only good thing to come out of Canada was maple syrup and Michael J. Fox."
"If your Olympic Hero were to use the Worm in the 1996 olympic games, it would be so embarassing to all the other atheletes - and our country, mind you- that the USA would have finished behind Guam."
"Rikishi's great....if you like dancing and rubbing your butt in peoples faces...."
"I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."
"Undertaker...if that is your real name."
"No offence Chattanooga, but you people are foul-smelling, and you kinda give me the creeps."
"I made local medical journos by setting a record by becoming the most-requested sperm donor in all of Pittsburg: more women want me to donate my olympic seed to the local clinic than any other person. It's true."
"Tap out, Rock, you son of a bitch. I'm gonna break your fuckin' ankle, I'll do it!!!"
"I'm a people person."
"Were you always a great talker, Mr Austin; say, back in 1996 when you were having strap matches with Savio Vega?"
"Maybe if you spent a little less time crying over spilt milk and a little more time drinking it like me, you'd finally be a winner."
"New Jersey is in dire need of a hero...Bon Jovi doesn't count."
"I am pleased to announce that the annual Survivor Series screwjob was avoided."
"You should be the last one to talk about good parenting. How many times have your kids sat there, ringside, while you got beaten up, annihilated, almost until you were dead? I don't know who'd want to marry you, Mick Foley. But if I were your wife, I'd follow Mr.McMahon's lead and I'd ask for a divorce, too."
"As far as hitting you in the head with a sledgehammer, Undertaker, I'm really sorry about that. I mean, I thought the singing telegram I sent this week was pretty clear on that."
