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Can't buy the throne

To the tune of The Beatles, Can't Buy Me Love
Lead vocal: Corwin

Can't buy the throne, love
Can't buy the throne

I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend if you'll let me have the throne
I'll get you anything my friend if you'll let me have the throne
'Cause I don't care too much for money, money can't buy the throne

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll serve me true
I may not like you very much but in a pinch I guess you'll do
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy the throne

Can't buy the throne, everybody tells me so
Can't buy the throne, no no no, no

Say you don't want that emerald crown and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you'll take a Regency and I'll leave you alive
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy the throne.

Trump Deck

To the tune of the Beatles, Matchbox
Lead vocal: Corwin

I said I'm sittin' here watchin'
Brand Trumped a hole in my clothes.
I said I'm sittin' here watchin'
Brand Trumped a hole in my clothes.
I ain't got no trump deck but I sure got a long way to go.

I'm a lil' Amberite, and I'm a long way from home.
I'm a lil' Amberite, and I'm a long way from home.
I'll never be happy cause everything I've ever did was wrong.

Well, If you don't want Grayswandir honey,
please don't fence with me.
Well, If you don't want Grayswandir honey,
please don't fence with me.
I got news for you baby, leave me here in misery.

Well, let me be like Benedict, till the real Benedict comes.
Well, let me be like Benedict, till the real Benedict comes.
And when old Benedict gets here,
watch how fast I run.

I said I'm sittin' here watchin'
Brand Trumped a hole in my clothes.
I said I'm sittin' here watchin'
Brand Trumped a hole in my clothes.
I ain't got no trump deck but I sure got a long way to go.

I Feel Tired

To the tune of the Beatles, I Feel Fine
Lead vocal: Corwin

Flora lied to me, you know,
Said she'd side with me, you know,
She said so.
I'm on my way back home and I feel tired.
Random says he's mine, you know,
He tells me all the time, you know,
He said so.
"Remember me someday," man, I feel tired.
I'm so glad the little fink's on my side.
He's so glad, he's my shifting guide
Found Deirdre on a stake, you know.
We helped her make a break, you know,
I said so.
She's my favorite sis and I feel tired, mmm.
Bleys says he's with me, you know,
I guess we'll wait and see, you know,
He said so.
But it's my ass on the line and I feel tired.
I'm so glad that Eric's finally freaked.
He's so mad he's Trumped me once a week.
The bastard has to gloat, you know.
"I can sink your little boats", you know,
He said so.
But I'm gonna take him down and I feel tired, mmm, mmm.

The Ballad of Bleys and Corwin

To the tune of The Beatles, the Ballad of John and Yoko
Lead vocals: Corwin and Bleys

Corwin: First I Trump to Bleys out in Shadow
Fifty thousand soldiers at least
The man on the horse
Says "I'll kill you of course,
"You know the way I go for slaughtering beasts."

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Christ, you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
He's going to massacre me.

Bleys: Naval command goes to Corwin
Trumping brothers ten times a day
Prince Gerard calls to say,
"You can sail through okay,
"All you have to do is kiss ass to Caine."

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Corwin: The Jewel of Judgment's attuned to Eric
We're slaughtered both by sea and by land
Random Trumps in, says,
"You know you can't win,
"Eric acts as though he had this all planned."

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Bleys: Making the ascent up to Kolvir
And before my blade they fall and they fall
And we can't be stopped
If we get to the top
Eric'll look just like a porcelain doll.

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Corwin: Slipping and sliding on that Kolvir stair
Throwing all my Trumps to brother Bleys
Last night the King said, "Oh, boy where you're going
"You won't be seeing nothing but your soul..." (Sing it)

Dworkin finally springs me from prison
The man in black is back in the ring
And every princess
Says "I wish you success
"I always knew you'd end up as king."

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