One day in 1983, the man who did the voice for 'Metal Micky' decided to have a Rich Tea instead of a Bourbon, and split the whole universe in two.
The Bourbon Biscuit would have shed a crumb right in the path of an ailing earwig, which would have feasted on it and not died, as it did in our World, of peckishness.
The earwig would have then crawled into Timmy Mallett's ear and steered him to election victory over Margaret Thatcher for the 'Wacaday Party' in 1987.
The Bourbon Biscuit sub-reality does exist, but in a dimension we can't see (without squinting).
Remarkably, or not, we've accidentally recieved transmission (through a small boy's large ears) of a webpage from that parallel world.
And this is it. |
