| Fizzy Milk Productions |
| It was my 54th birthday (picture left), when I first thought of putting milk in my Soda Stream Classic. Things would never be the same again. |
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| It wasn't until I was older - 36 in fact (picture right) - that I realised lactose products ought not be fizzy. It's the bubbles you see. |
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| Now, I'm 26 (picture left), I'm 3'7'' and have a nose made of cork. Things couldn't be better. |
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| WHY? |
| Get me away from this nonsense and back to the main page...please...you backward milk glugging moron, save me from your inane babble.. |