Assmonkeyology was founded
in 2007 by Reverend Rich (Wahoo The Druid) and Reverend Dave (Krakah).
Both were ordained in 1996 and have been practicing ever since. They
decided to form their church in order to gather others who feel betrayed
by so called mainstream religions, which are nothing but cover ups
for the dregs of society to hide behind God and to ask for forgiveness
as they commit every kind of inhumane atrocitiy that they can think
of. Plus, the Assmonkeyologists really hate the manatee and they believe
in evolution. So they decided to combine everything and start a grassroots
movement known as Assmonkeyology. Death Metal Marc is also considered
an official founder of the church, and although he is not yet ordained
through traditional (?) methods, his contributions as an Ass
Monkey have been invaluable.
Worship With Us!
We worship every (well most) Saturday, pretty
much all day. Our service consists of drinking beer and bitching about
things that we dislike. To be part of our service, all you have to
do is worship in your own special way and drop us a line to let us
know that you participated.
In order to donate, you can click
the link to the right and you will be supporting a very worthwhile
cause. If you would like to receive a special Ass Monkey blessing
from either Reverend Rich or Reverend Dave, simply donate a minimum
of $5 and tell us what you need blessed. We are legally ordained Reverends
and we will say a special blessing on your behalf during the next
service after your request is received.
