Mission Statement 
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What I Want to Do

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Long has it been a goal of mine to capture and eat one of these majestic animals. Said to possess many human like traits including communication capabilities, social structure and desire for sex, the bottlenose dolphin should also be a pretty tasty meal. Now I know what you are thinking, "Haven't you already eaten a dolphin? Tuna hasn't been dolphin safe forever." Allow me to ease your curiosity with this answer: I don't like tuna. In fact, I don't even like fish. Lucky for me not all of the creatures of the ocean are fish. It turns out that our friend tursiops truncates is a mammal. Oh how delightful! And I haven't come across a mammal that failed to satisfy my hunger.

I feel that some of you may be wondering how I plan to eat a dolphin. I've gone ahead and prepared a few slides for such an occasion. Keep in mind that they are just an artists rendition of what I have in mind and I was not able to included many of the minor details of this particular expedition. Anyways... enjoy them.

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I suppose you may wonder if I morally have a problem with the cold blooded slaying and consumption of the world's most beloved aquatic creature. No, no I don't...
Or perhaps I will answer your question with one of my own... what has a dolphin ever done for you?

Now you ask how much does something like this cost? And where do I (the reader) fit into all of this? 
If you will proceed to the next section, all of related inquiries will be answered.