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Someone showed me your website, and I though just in case you were actually curious how dolphin tastes I'd tell you my experience. I had a dophlin steak in St. Croix about a year and a half ago and it pretty much tasted like Ahi Tuna, although slightly tougher (not in a bad way though). Then again I'm used to eating Ahi when cooked so that it is raw in the center. I imagine if you cookied it all the way through it would be quite similar to the texture of dolphin, although I think it still might be more of a meaty texture rather than a fishy texture. I thought it was pretty tasty, but then again, Ahi tuna is one of my favorite foods. If you don't like tuna, I suggest changing your website to Help me go to St. Croix. At least then you could go and drink good (but very cheap) rum on a beautiful beach. When I had the dolphin, it was one of the special catches of the day, but I imagine that finding it againg wouldn't be to hard. If worse comes to worse you could ask a restaurant the day before and the could procure it for you. All of this would still be cheaper than catching and cooking it yourself. Have you ever tried Emu? I've always wanted to try that.

Reply: I liek your spelling Santi, sometimes when the words fall from my mouth it appears on TV screens just like that. Besides that, I don't know what St. Croix is but I don't like religion and you Catholics sure scare the hell out of me. I once had a RoboJesus dream that ended in T-Rex biting me. Since then I really haven't been able to think about raptors or the son of God. Thank you for the mail and emus taste like shit.