The Needed Equipment
and
Its Cost

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I will present the list and cost of the required pieces to solving this puzzle, the puzzle of the guy who wants to eat a dolphin. I've also conveniently totaled all of the costs and place a fancy picture displaying the amount needed. So, please remember the dolphins and my hunger and donate generously...
(In logistical order...)
(Be sure to click the words for the listing or the numbers for just the picture...)

1. A strong enough fishing pole to hook one of the mammalian monsters - $1069.98 

2. A lure to trick one of the delicious bastards - $47.99

3. Sunglasses to block the painful sun, I have sensitive eyes. - $19.95

4. Waders... I don't like sea water - $99.95

5. Round trip plane ticket to Corpus Christi, Texas - ~ $800

6. A private fishing charter to take deep within the lair of the dolphin - Varies, see below...

  • $475 for 4 Hours
  • $650 for 8 Hours
  • $800 for 10 Hours
  • $975 for 12 Hours


(The price listed is for 3 people and does not included the $200 dollar deposit for the reservation.)
And since I'm not pro angler, I imagine that it will take me no less than 8 hours to catch a dolphin. So I'll be safe and take the 10 hour tour for $800

So, $800 + $200 = $1000 needed up front...

7. A grill to cook my prize - $79.99

8. And finally I need to include about 300 more for travel expenses and beer. - $300
Total:
I will tell you up front that I have no plan on sharing any dolphin with anybody, even if you donate. However, if you can find a way to Madison, Wisconsin I will cook us up a dolphin stew or maybe even a casserole with green beans and various other fixings. Only because I'm sure that I will not be able to eat an entire dolphin in one meal, although one time I ate a super sized number 2 from McDonald's...
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