My Life as an Alien
Yes, I'm an alien, I know it's hard to believe, me being such an average, non-weird, person *sarcasm, sarcasm*. Well, maybe not THAT hard to believe. But anyway, I know a lot of people have certain stereotypes about aliens, like they're green or silver and slimy and if they ever come to earth they'll start attacking right away and turn the human race into mindless slaves. It's all garbage, we wouldn't just ATTACK everyone when we get here. We're already here, have been for years, but you never suspected us did you? See, if we're super-intelligent and all, why wouldn't we go for the element of surprise? Believe me, we all ARE taking over the planet, just a lot more subtle than anyone expected. Now I can't tell you our WHOLE plan for world domination, cuz that would defeat the purpose, but I will tell you one thing, we're almost there. Aliens have lived on this planet for years, looking like humans, acting like humans. You think 3rd Rock From the Sun is JUST a tv show? LOL, you people make me laugh. I live a pretty normal life, pretending to be human, going to school, going out with friends, watching tv, movies, just like any average teenager, but one day, when you're all not suspecting anything, you'll be serving me krandoids(a kind of milkshake, as you call them) on Pluto, while rubbing my 6 feet. Oh, I can't wait to get out of this horrible, human body, always getting sick, and those horrible checkups every year, and worst of all it's not self-cleaning. But the time will come, until then, my friends, watch out, cuz we're everywhere, who knows, you might be making out with a different species!
Love ya,
Zingenbauben(my alien name if you hadn't guessed)
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Note: this story is completely fictional, I would never disclose my actual plan for world domination
(c)fireball_ft 2001-2003
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