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| Tip of 11/28/01 Final Fantasy 6 OK well i didnt get a chance to play FF8 yesterday so ill just tell you about an old leveling up strategy on FF6 which works very very well mind you. So click here for your tip. |
| Tip of 12/02/01 Final Fantasy 7 I havent been updating lately i know your probably saying: "WHERES MY GOD DAMNED TIP!?", well hold on before you start running around like a maniac flailing a torch about click here |
| Final Fantasy 8 Humor Ten things you can do while waiting for Eden to be summoned 10. Boost the summon to max, mess up, repeat thrice. 9. Ponder your own existence. 8. Try and find logic in Square's newest release Final Fantasy 9. 7. Count how many times you have seen this before. 6. Make a DAMN good sandwhich. 5. Imagine what a conversation between Cid and Barret would be like. 4. Read your favorite book "Advanced Quantum Physics and You". 3. After reading , ponder how its physicaly possible to take this long. 2. Sing 50 verses of "One Hundred Bottles of Beer on the Wall" 1. Play an entire game of "Custards Revenge" |
| My Triumphant Return! Due to circumstances beyond my control, but mainly because of circumstances within my control, I havent updated my site in a LOOOOOONG time. I got bored and felt like updating so here we go... |
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| Anouncements: Recently I have been thinking of creating an entire Anti-Disney page, you know just to piss some people off. Usualy thats the best thing to do. You cant be nice to everyone so might as well not be nice to anyone. |
| Tip of The.... oh screw it ill do this tommorow Final Fantasy Tactics I finaly bought and played this game... twice, and i have concluded that it is one of the best Final Fantasies ever.. a MUST have. TGT (Total Game Time) thus far is 105 hours and 54 minutes. |
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| Yes im back again At certain times duing your life you find out things about yourself that you never knew... i found out that im EXTREMELY lazy and thats why i dont update the site often but hey what can you do. Oh yeah i heard a game called Final Fantasy 10 came out awhile ago... ill do things for that eventualy... maybe.. But the main reason i came back was to expand the site into different areas since Final Fantasy action can be slow at times. Im thinking about adding an anime review section and a Yu-Gi-Oh duel monsters card game section.. but in the mean time lets look at some of the great memories of Final Fantasy The funnest activities in Final Fantasy 7 10. Stare at Tifa's chest all day as she does her victory dance. 9. Beat the hell out of Palmer the pudgy bastard. 8. Talk to the Turks while they're on vacation. 7. Have everyone in your party repeatidly attack Caith Sith 6. Make Cloud hyper and use nothing but omnislash to attack. 5. Dress Cloud in drag making sure to wear different outfits each time. 4. Do squats with large hairy black men at the local gym 3. Change Barret's name to Bubba 2. Go on a date with Bubba 1. Read every word Bubba says aloud like Mr. T. |
| Fans of Non-Taped Swords Unite! Yes i am affraid so. Square has gone into business with Disney. It appears that they cannot sink any lower. These are indeed grave times. So i must ask you all fans of RPGs and for everything that is good and holy to DESTROY the corrupting force called Disney. It must be stopped for no good can come of this partnership. However there is hope.. a few other companies have joined disney at one point or another and have come out alright.. take Capcom for example. But alas.. they had to go and bring back Cloud and Sephiroth in such a happy and...ugly atmosphere, and further still they made cloud a villian WHATS CLOUD EVER DONE TO YOU!!!?... and to make things even worse they taped up his buster sword (probably fearing that without it being taped Cloud would destroy your measly party of Goofy, Donald and some kid with a key in one fell swoop). Now it appears our only hope is Sephiroth who will hopefuly destroy the souls of every sad player who decides to play this game. If you want to get the game just to see how cool Seph is.. theres a warning you have to play through the entire thing... that i do not recommend. But on the bright side of things a new generation of youngsters will grow up worshiping Sephiroth as a god instead of that stupid mouse with large ears HA! That brings a tear to me eye |
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| Im Expanding... No Realy I have just recently watched Record of Lodoss War and if anyone ever tells you that it sucks please PLEASE bash them on the head a few times for me. Well anywho after seeing how great the anime was i decided i was going to make my site a bit more spiffy like Record of Lodoss War. For one i made the pages bigger and ill probably be adding more pictures that is if my extreme lazyness says i can. Oh and ill most likely have an anime section... again if lazyness permits. |
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| !!!!!!!? Yeah, i finaly decided to put that anime section in though it is under extreme construction. I might have something working in the near future due to high levels of boredom. It seems i have no clue as to what the hell im going to put in this anime section... perhaps just random pictures that make absolutely no sense? Hmm no.. might get sued by GAINAX. Oh well ill figure something out. |
| God damn im lazy Well at least i dont deny it, anyways ive finaly decided to do something not completely unlike updating my website. So i guess im going to make a tip for Final Fantasy Tactics since its such a kickass game which somehow prohibits me from playing most other strategy RPGs since they remind me of tactics and i ultimately go back to playing it instead of the game i was trying to play, kind of sad maybe but oh well. Heres your damned Tip |
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| Holy volcanic cone Batman! This site has been neglected for a while now. Almost as long as its taking to make the next Final Fantasy game... go figure. WTF are you doing square? Stop wasting your time on all those subpar RPGs and just make the damned game already. Anyways since i dont have much else to do right now heres a short review of Star Ocean 3: Till the End of Time. |
| Hmmm... Yeah. Been a few years since I updated this site. Its 7am and I havent slept so now seems like as good a time as any. I guess ill put up another tactics tip since i constantly go back to playing FF Tactics while ignoring games like FF12. The liscense system is such BS. TIP |