Ladies we do not want to torture you. We do not try, but apparently, you think we come up with these elaborate schemes to torture you at every turn. Well we probably do not even know you like us because you are too subtle about it (See Chapter Subtle Hints). Therefore, while you think we are ignoring you to torture you, we just probably have not seen you today so we never talked to you. Then we see you the next day thinking everything is fine and you want to talk. What a mistake that is. You commence to yell at us about how we have ignoring you and playing with your emotions. As this happens, we commence to be very confused. It usually ends with you walking away very mad. That is one reason.
Another reason for this is discussed in another chapter (see You Know What You Did). They yell at us because it gives them something �fun� to do. In addition, they think it is easy because, face the facts; we do not put up a fight because they can twist our words around to make us seem like the bad people. This is probably a skill learned from their mothers. They think, �I�m bored, and he never talked to me yesterday.� Therefore, they come over claim we are ignoring them and then walk away with a satisfied look on their face as if they accomplished something great, while we are scratching our heads and apologizing for something we do not know we did. Yelling gives the women something fun to do in an otherwise boring day so they take it have their fun and then wait for us to apologize because we always do. In short, we do not ignore them but they are very sensitive or extremely sadistic so they yell about how we ignore them. So the whole bit is for fun or love. |
