Really? Is that what they are? I thought they were some type of medieval torture device. In all honesty, looking at the shoes many girls and women wear today, I think I would take a bed of nails. Why do girls do this to themselves? What possible good could come out of crippling themselves? Well, this is yet another question that has puzzled men for a very long time. This chapter comes complete with a story that helps to explain the supposed theory for this crude behavior.
I was walking with a group of friends through an old train station in Washington D.C. Anymore; it is a giant mall with many restaurants and stores throughout it. I was with two girls, and four people. That makes five people and two girls. So why is it that we stopped in at every single clothing store along the way? Well, that is simply for another chapter. However, we did stop at every clothing store we saw, and the things the girls were looking at most were dresses and shoes. In one store, one girl, we will call her Christine to keep me from dying a very horrible death at her hands, said to her other friend, who also happens to be named Christine, �Oh Christine, look at those shoes! Aren�t they cute?� Well, unbelievably, both Christines agreed that the shoes were indeed very cute. About this time, I noticed that I was in a shoe store. Therefore, with this new revelation, I walked over to where the two girls were at to see what qualified as �cute shoes.� My first reaction and I believe I said it aloud was �OUCH!� The heel was a good inch or so off the ground, and as if it was not bad enough that the shoes forced your foot down into the ground, the thing ended in a point that any English knight would have been proud to have on his sword. �You�re kidding, right?� I inquired. �Don�t you think they�re cute?� the first Christine asked. �I think they look painful. Don�t shoes like that hurt when you wear them?� The reply amazed me. �Yeah, they hurt some, but they�re really cute.� Somewhere around this point, I was wondering where the nearest phone was so I could have her admitted to a mental institution. �Why would you wear something that hurts, even if you do think it�s cute?� Therefore, they spent the next five minutes or so unsuccessfully trying to explain to me why you would ever put yourself through pain for cute shoes. Then the second Christine decided to try a different tactic. She asked me, �If you just met a girl at a mall or something and you think she�s hot, wouldn�t you like her more if she was wearing something cute like this instead of sneakers?� My reply was very truthful. �If I just met a girl at the mall and I think she�s hot, I haven�t noticed she has feet yet, let alone what she�s wearing on them.� This concludes my odd experience with �cute� shoes, and shortly after the first, Christine reads this, begging for my life will begin.
So that is the answer to the mystery is it ladies? You think the shoes will make you more appealing. Well, I do not believe I am alone in this. A man does not look first at your feet to determine whether he likes you. Maybe men should start looking at your feet though. If you are wearing a nice pair of comfortable shoes, you are dateable, because you are not completely insane. Is there anything you will not do to make yourselves look nice? To men, shoes serve one purpose, to protect our feet. While they are protecting our feet, they should be comfortable, so a man generally buys shoes based on comfort, not appearance. They do make nice looking shoes that are comfortable, they are out there!
So just remember, if you see a pair of really �cute� shoes that you think will be painful, do not buy them so they make you look good, because the guy you�re trying to impress�won�t even notice them. If you enjoy hurting your feet though feel free. It would be cheaper to just bang on them with a hammer though. This brings me to my next question, which I am completely unprepared to answer. How is it that you can come at your eyes with a pointy pencil, cram your feet into shoes that are far too small for you, and pour hot wax on your legs and rip hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider? |
