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I had not heard from her in over 2 months. I thought I was done with this. Then the unthinkable happened. She called again. She asked me �I like this one guy at school, what should I do?� I asked her why she is asking me and not her friends. She told me �Well I trust you more.� I was dumbfounded. So I asked, �How long have you known your friends?� She said �6 years.� �How long have you known me?� �About 6 months.� Then I said, �Oh ok, that makes perfect sense, continue.� Then I got suspicious and asked her if it was anyone from my school. She said it was not and I was relieved, because Dan said if she ever got his number, I would have to die. So she kept asking, �What should I do?� I said �Well first go on a 12 step program and try to get better, then just ask the guy out dumbass!� she said �Oh thank you Paul� and then she hung up. Part Eleven She called again, and I now hated Cassy for jinxing this whole thing so she starts calling me again. So anyways, she called me up and the first thing she said was �That 12 step program joke was not very funny.� I was in awe that took her so long to figure out it was supposed to be an insult; it apparently just did not cross her mind. Then she told me that I am not much of a friend. I reminded her I only knew her for about 6 months and am already tired of her. She did not get it at first, so we got to talking and right in the middle of a conversation; she is like �Hey that wasn�t very nice either!� I just said, �Well done. That was a record time of two minutes this time.� That quickly blew over though, and I asked how the asking the guy out thing went. She said, �Well, he only likes me as a friend.� I said, �Hey I�m surprised he didn�t get a restraining order.� She is like �Why do I even talk to you?� And I told her I was wondering the same thing. She is like �You know what? I forgive you; you�re too ignorant to realize that I mean the world to you.� I said, �Wow my world sucks, can you kill me?� she was about to hang up the phone but I said, �You know you always hang up the phone it�s my turn.� Then I hung up the phone. |
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