By order of the highest clergy in the highest church, one Travis C. has been named to the outstanding position of High Pimp. With this rank the power to promote without consent up to the rank of Pimp has been granted and with the consent of the highest clergy in the highest church, has been granted to promote to the rank of High Pimp. Travis C. now serves as council to the highest clergy of the highest church, The Dope Keith Spaidal.