Go to a place where the leaves are green,
To a place where plants can make you dream.
Go to a place where the gnomes sing,
To a place where you can smoke anything.

Try to get yourself to fly,
Try to get yourself high.
Try to touch the puffy clouds in the sky.
Try to talk to apple pie.

Make a mushroom speak to you.
Use your nose to play a flute.
Hump a lamp and do the dew.
Smoke a bowl, become a mute.

Breathe smoke into a cats ass.
Take it in from a mask.
From a pipe or from a bong,
Try to wear a girls thong.

Grab a tail and swing an arm.
Push over a cow at the nearest farm.
Find a woman, use your charm,
Start a fight and cause some harm.

Settle down and smoke a joint.
Tell a story, forget the point.
Now and then, where was I?
Nevermind, lets get high.