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April 8th, 2006 Student suspended from school after suspicious little interview project This isn't what you generally expect to see in a book report A shocked social studies teacher from stoneweed public high entered the principal's office as she presented one of her history class's alarming "on-the-job interview projects". Here is a brief passage from the increasingly disturbing term paper: Interviewer: So, when did you first discover that this was the career of your dreams? Interviewee: Well, I was always interested in it, from seeing it in movies, and... Interviewer: I'm listening. Interviewee: yeah, and so I eventually developed an interes... Interviewer: You seem to be working your way around a direct answer. Interviewee: No, no. I simply meant that... Interviewer(snaps): No! Don't mean! say! Now why the hell did you pick this profession?! Interviewee: Ok,Ok...I... Interviewer: Answer Me!(slaps Interviewee on face) Interviewee(Handcuffed): Aaaah! Please, I don't know a thing! Interviewer: I said answer my f----ng question! (lowers a switch, delivers electric shock to the interviewee's fingertips) Interviewee(screaming in pain): Aaah! No, please don't! Please... Interviewer(gathering himself, speaking with a calm, steady voice): Alright now, Let's take this from a different perspective. Here, have a sip of tea (presses cup against victim's lips, delivers warm tea down his throat). Now, answer my questions, one by one. Nothing extra. Interviewee(Trembling with fear): I will... Interviewer(raising voice): And no bull s--t, please! Or you know what will happen to you, mister (points to hot radiator and bucket of purified alcohol)... Further investigation is currently being carried out 
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