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March 21, 2006 Mousetrap From the Future to Hit the Shelves, with a loud bang Next generation mousetrap is due to enter production in the near future. Nearer than you think. Assuming your idea of �near future� is reasonably flexible, hopefully 
Weight: approx. 7 lbs (seven pounds) The chance of the possibility of the availability of probability of the credibility relating to the conceivability of this souped-up, fail proof mousetrap moving into public market sooner than you might imagine has been made clear on tuesday, when WeSwearTwillWork Solutions inc. unveiled its latest �little� gadget. The company has claimed that it�s new mouse zapper will solve all your rodent problems, but do expect it to be a little heavy on your pocket (if you miraculously manage to fit it in there). At the demonstration, the representative from WeSwearTwillWork Solutions inc. presented their patented, really solid-state contraption, but at the same time warned us that it is still only a prototype, and made light of the fact that it still needs the right materials, production team, manufacturing process and equipment, engineers, testers, janitors, and secretaries. However, he did swear and promise that once the whole product is done, the only thing that will be prone to failure is the poor little rodent�s heart when he realizes his incarceration in this deathtrap of a machine. The chosen name for this nugget of technological advance is codename:Mouse Trapper 3005 (which might provide a clue or two about it�s final shelf price). A model which will grind the caught mouse/rat into a bloody salad of guts, after torturing it into revealing the location of it�s friends and family is expected to be sold separately, later.
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