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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After
a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to
sleep. Some hours later Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson,
look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions
and millions of stars." And what does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a
minute, then said, "Astronomically , it tells me that there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that
Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a
quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that
we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes was silent for a
minute, then spoke. "Watson, somebody has stolen our tent."
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