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Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies
born in the world today is Chinese.
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A nervous young priest, in his first sermon said,
"For my text today, I will take the words, 'And they fed five
men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand
fishes.'"
One guy raised his hand and said,
"That's not much of a trick. I could do that."
The priest didn't respond. However, the next Sunday he decided
to repeat the text. This time he did it properly,
"And they fed five thousand men with five loaves of bread and
two fishes." Smiling, the priest said to the noisy man,
"Could you do that, Mr. Johnson?"
The guy said,
"I sure could."
"How would you do it?"
"With all the food I had left over from last Sunday!"
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