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Zeke Wolf and Brother Pig didn't like each other very much and one day,
when they were walking through the woods they came across a golden frog.
The frog turned to them and said:
"Ooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts."
They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.
The golden frog said:
"When I meet someone I always give them six wishes.
You can have three wishes each in this case."
Zeke Wolf immediately wished that all the other
wolfs in the forest were females.
The frog granted his wish.
Brother Pig, after thinking for a while, wished for a
crash helmet. One appeared
immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Zeke Wolf was amazed at Brother Pig's wish,
but carried on with his second wish.
He wished that all the wolfs in the neighboring forests were females as well,
and the frog granted his wish.
Brother Pig then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed
on board and started revving the engine.
Zeke Wolf could not believe it and complained that Brother Pig had wasted two wishes
that he could have had for himself
Shaking his head, Zeke Wolf made his final wish, that all the other wolfs in the
world were females as well, leaving him as the only male wolf in the world.
The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Brother Pig for
his last wish.
Brother Pig revved the engine, thought for a second, then said: "I wish that
Zeke Wolf was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
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