When my brain isn't working very clearly, it tends to say some really really weird things. See more personal quotes
Ana ubhib frenchified baTaTus. (You have just been told a joke. Please laugh)
It's like...spiritual balogne in the prayer sandwich.
My babies need to be watered.
Send sweaters and die
I would enjoy the winter so much better if it were in summer.
This is so totally Mormon Juice!
I find that my mind works so much more clearly if....erm...what was I talking about again?
I AM NOT A HOUSE!
Chickid doodle soup!
I wish I could say that I don't make this stuff up, but I do, so I can't.
OH, come on. Chocolate is a fruit! It grows on trees, doesn't it? It's good for you!
He kind of reminds me of...seaweed.
We're talking about...um...oatmeal!
I am secretly Zorastrian. The whole "Activities Committee Member" thing is just cover.
OH, NO! RUN! There's HYDROGENATED OIL in this salad!
I refuse to go if Trogdor isn't there. Don't know who trogdor is? Check out this website to find out!
One of I reasons why I love Arabic so much is that none of you have any idea what I am saying right now.
This is not the most graceful moment of my life.
My name is Maryam, and I'm NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANY MORE!
That was supposed to be funny, but nobody's laughing.
The Lives of a Cell: I'm so sorry Frank, but I've met someone else with a tougher neucelonic membrane and more cilia.
Conversation with coworker:
"Did they want anything on their steak?"
"I don't know!"
"Then what are they going to eat it with?"
"A fork?"