Hi there people!
That guy looking smug on the right is moi on holiday in Ayia Napa. Don't fear, there are more pics elsewhere on this site if you want to punish yourself further. I highly suggest using my pic as a scarecrow to protect harvests and as a mask to scare little children at Hallowe'en.
Well I guess you want to know a little bit about myself. Are you comfortable? Then lets begin......
Born the bastard son of Neil III, I roamed the streets where I befriended some Tom cats that kindly allowed me to feed from their teats and share scraps they found. Wait one minute....Tom cats don't have TEATS! (searches for the mouth wash). No seriously, my name is Neil, I am 22 and live in Essex, England. I was born on Feb 6th 1980. Note this date down because in the future it will be penned as the new christmas :o) lol.
Well I better stop typing or I'll have nothing else to put on the rest of the site. Look to your right for links to varying areas of my site and feel free to peruse at your leisure.
|
