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Calories Burned During Sex:
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn:
* TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES With her agreement - 12 cal.
Without her agreement - 187 cal.
* TAKING OFF THE BRA With both hands - 8 cal.
With one hand - 12 cal.
With one hand being slapped - 37 cal.
With the mouth - 85 cal.
* PUTTING ON THE CONDOM With erection - 6 cal.
Without erection - 315 cal.
* PRELIMINARIES Trying to find the clitoris - 8 cal.
Trying to find G spot - 92 cal.
Without caring at all - 0 cal.
* WHEN DOING IT Holding her up - 12 cal.
Just on the floor - 8 cal.
* POSITIONS Daddy-mummy - 12 cal.
69 laying - 8 cal.
69 standing up - 112 cal.
* HAVING AN ORGASM Real - 112 cal.
Fake - 315 cal.
* POST ORGASM Staying in bed - 8 cal.
Jumping off the bed - 36 cal.
Explaining why you jumped off the bed -816 cal.
* GETTING THE SECOND ERECTION Between 16 and 19 years of age -12 cal.
from 20 to 29 - 36 cal.
from 30 to 39 - 108 cal.
from 40 to 49 - 324 cal.
from 50 to 59 - 972 cal.
over 60 - 2916 cal.
* PUTTING ON THE CLOTHES Quietly - 32 cal.
Being in a hurry - 98 cal.
With her husband opening the door- 218 cal.

PURE ROMANCE by ELKE
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