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They can smash your cookie but you'll always have you're fortune.
The unexpected only happens when you don't expect it.
You laugh at me because I'm different. Yet I laugh at you because you're all the same.
Enjoy life today. Yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.
I don't suffer from insanity...I enjoy every moment of it!
Quitters never win and winners never quit.
Don't get mad...get even.
May god grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the courage to change the things I can; And the wisdom to now the difference.
There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones that make things happen, the ones that watch things happen: and the ones that wonder what in the hell is going on.
Understand yourself in order to better understand yourself.
Women don't belch, rift, or fart. That's why they bitch or else they would explode.
That which doesn't kill you makes you want to die.
Heroes are remembered but legends never die.
You can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat their lessers.
Courage is one part wit, one part daring, and yes one part fear. After all there can be no courage if there is no fear.
Every rose has its torn.
Life's a bitch and then you die.
A stitch in time saves nine.
Don't count you chickens before they hatch.
Life is like a box of chocolate...you never know what you're going to get.
Errors only become mistakes when you refuse to correct them.
I can only be nice to one person today. Today is not you day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I'm out of bed and dressed, what more do you want?
Don't start with me! You will not win.
My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and its gone!
god grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
I am really easy to get along with once you learn to worship me.
I suffer from C.R.S. Can't remember shit.
Your family tree is full of nuts.
If you give a man a fish you fed him for a day but if you teach that man to fish you feed him for a live time.
You can take the monkey out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the monkey.
Good things take time but great thing happen all at once.
The past cannot be changed but the future is whatever you want it to be.
If god didn't want us to be fat he wouldn't have made chocolate.
What is in a name? A rose by any other would still smell as sweet. (Shakespeare or how ever you spell it)
The brave may not live forever but the fearful don't live at all.
There are no shortcuts on the road to success.
You fool me once shame on you. You fool me twice shame on me.
Be careful for what you wish for...you just might get it.
The promises of tomorrow lie within today.
Good friends are a hidden treasure; don't give them up without a fight.
If losers could fly this place would be an airport.
Don't forget to foolish wishes you have made; consider them learning ground for making wiser ones.
I wish you all the joy that you can wish.
Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of the strength.
The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
Dreams are the touchstones of our characters.
Dreams are illustrations from the book you souls is writing about you.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.(Eleanor Roosevelt)
It's a dangerous business going out of you door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet there's no knowing where you might be swept off to. (Bilbo Baggins)
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
Keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
So you say you're cursed? Well so is the whole damn world.
People that live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks or walk around naked.
We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
When in Rome do as the Romans do.
There is no good or evil, only power and, those too weak to seek it.
I've dreamt in my life dreams that have stayed with me ever after. (Emily Bronte)
This world is but canvas to our imaginations.(Henry David Thoreau)
I'm surrounded by stupid people...but they mean well.
Those that know nothing understand nothing.
Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I'm smiling. That should scare you.
If at first you don't succeed destroy all evidence that you tried.
My invisible friend is mad at you.
Out of my mind...be back in 5 minutes
If one synchronized swimmer drowns does that mean all of them have to?
There is more then one path to the future.
Dance as if no one were watching, sing as if no one were listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. (Irish Proverb)
If your ass went on strike you would picket.(submitted by Purebred fred)
If I insulted you how would you know.(submitted by Purebred fred)
If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and no weman is around to hear it, is the man still wronge?(submitted by Purebred fred)
My invicible friend says you have mental problems.(submitted by Purebred fred)
I used to care but I take a pill for that now.(submitted by Purebred fred)
In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king.(submitted by Wildflowershadow)
Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see them tumble down the stairs.(submitted by Angel 88A)
Live and let Live.
The strong shall live and the weak shall die, unless the strong protect the weak.
Blood is thicker then water, but when mixed together they become the same thickness.
When one door closes another one opens.
Killing isn't a crime if you don't get caught.
I have yet to come across a problem that when you look at it the right way didnt become even more complicated.
If you do something that are sure will meet with everyone's approval, you can bet someone will not like it.
Once you finish a job anything done to improve it will only make it worse.
Avoid life-it will only kill you in the end.
Save the trees; eat more beavers! (one of my personal favorites)
If one synchronized swimmer drowns...does that mean they all have to?
