Jokes That May be Funny. Send some jokes in i need more!
Q:Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A:Where ever you left it.
submitted by: Juniper
A blonde walks into a pawn shope. She says to the man behind the countor "I would like to sell this tv. How much would you give me for it." The man looks at the tv smiles and says "Sorry lady but we don't serve blondes here." So the blonde goes home. She really needs to sell the tv and since there was only one pawn shope around she had to sell it there. So with nothing else to do she colored her hair brown and want back the next day. She entered the shope and said to the man "I would really like to sell you this tv." The man again smiles and says "Sorry but we don't serve blondes here." The blonde is in wonder and she asks, "How did you know I was blonde?" and the man says back, "because you came in yesterday with blonde hair, and that is no tv its a microwave."
Submitted by: Juniper
Q:Whats dumber than a blonde with a house under water?
A:The two brunettes trying to burn it down.
Submitted by: Purebred fred
Three blondes walk in a forest. They come across some tracks. The first blonde says,"hey look those are deer tracks." The second blonde says " no stupid , those are bear tracks." The third blonde says "any one can tell those are dog tracks." While they are fighting, the train comes and runs them over.
Submitted by: Angelof88Aas you can tell i need some new and better jokes. Send me some so i can post them!
