These are the things that I think are annoying, which is a lot I guess.
Movies that you can tell that the effects are fake. Come on! I spend more time picking out the fake scenes then watching the movie.
Very well written books that have horrible endings. It ruins my day! You can tell the authors don't even try to make it any good. As an amateur writer myself I feel shamed by them.
Siblings. I didn't ask for them, so why am I being tortured?
People that insist on singing to their favorite songs even though they cannot sing worth crap or cannot remember most of the words. Then again I'm guilty of this too so I guess I can't say too much about it.
Old people that think their cool. Hello! you're old! Your time has passed.
The middle finger. It means nothing to me and it's been used so much that if it means something to you you're just way too emotional.
Animals that get into your garbage. I swear they know what they are doing, and hide and laugh at us as we pick it up.
Foreign people. They speak a different language right in front of you and you have no idea what in the hell they're talking about. Meanwhile, they are probably are saying how ugly they think you are.
Very old singers that come back over and over again. Aka: Michael Jackson, Cher, and Madonna.
People that call you to ask you something and then say never mind. I've taken the time to listen to you so god damn it, tell me what you were going to say!
Also people that interruped you while your speaking. I was speaking first, so unless you're on fire go away.
People with bad breath. Please someone give them a mint or at lest a toothbrush.
Over priced clothes and other junk for sale. I'm not going to pay $30 for a t-shirt that gets ruined once you wash it!
People who say I told you so. No crap and I thought I was the one that was right, thank you so much for pointing out my mistake!
Bad winners. I know, I know. You won now stop talking or you might not be living to tell anyone else.
Mary-Kate and Ashley. (enough said)
Richard Simmons. (enough said)
People that wear their P.J.'s in public. I don't want to know if you're too lazy to get up, take a shower, and change before going out okay?
People (that I swear have a hearing problem) and make you repeat what you say a million times.
People that don't listen when you speak. Fine with me just don't make me repeat it!
When people don't know what they're talking about. If you're going to say something get your facts straight first.
People that tell stupid jokes or stories and think that their funny. Ha! Trust me you're not funny if you were you wouldn't be the only one laughing.
When music is played so loud that it vibrates the whole street. Now, don't you think your going a little too far?
People that borrow money and say that their going to pay you back but they never do.
Pencils with really bad erasers. It just makes the paper look worse then if it had a misspelled word on it.
Friends or relatives that tell you moving is an adventure. If this is true then I have been on more adventures then anyone in any book I have read.
Lawns with too much furniture and lawn ornaments. It just makes your lawn look stupid. Nobody has a flock of real pick flamingos in there yard so were did this thing start?
Ignorant people in movie theaters that talk or tell you what is going to happen next. Watch out I just might take some pointers from Scary Movie.
Getting up early. If it's anytime before 10:00am I don't care enough to get up.
Little Kids. If they scream or whine I have a hard time trying not to smack them.
When people ask you what you are doing a million times. I told you the first time now go away.
People that take games (that are just for fun) way too serious. Stop yelling at me and play the game yourself. Or I can make fun of you while you play the game all alone.
Labels that are really stupid (like "don't use hair dryer in water"). It saddens me to know people are out there that use these things.
People that say you're wrong even if your right or people who say your're wrong and prove it. Only I'm always right even if I'm wrong.
People in general piss me off. Inless you do as my friends do: worship me.
Bad reality t.v. shows. You can tell they are running out of ideas when there are 15 different variations of the bachlor and they are just as bad as the last.