Funny Stories
Once upon a time, there lived two very violent and vicious Teddy Bears. Their names were Vicious and Violent. They were the most scariest Teddy Bears ever to be filled with stuffing. One day, they settled down together to read their favorite book, "How to be the scariest, most vicious and violent Teddy Bears evr to be filled with stuffing" by Griz Lee Bear. They were reading the chapter on how to read this book right. It said that they had to kidnap a cute and cuddly kitten and force it to sit with them while they read the next chapter: "What to do after you kidnapped the kitten that I told you to kidnap in the last chapter because I wanted you to kidnap a kitten for this chapter so that you would have a kitten for me to tell you what to do with." So Vicious and Violent, the scary, violent and vicious teddy bears, decided to kidnap a kitten so they would know what to do because they had to read the chapter "What to do after you kidnapped the kitten that I told you to kidnap in the last chapter because I wanted you to kidnap a kitten for this chapter so that you would have a kitten for me to tell you what to do with." They found a cute and cuddly kitten and kidnapped it. They sat down to read the book and it said to cuddle the kitten. But vicious cuddled too tight and strangled the kitten. Its mother found out and killed the scary, violent, and vicious Teddy Bears.
The End. Demented, isn't it? But so am I, so it's ok!
submitted by: Soryu
The Melting Test
Once there was a petty young princess. This princess had just one problem, everything she touched would melt. So her father set up a test. Any man that could give the princess something that didn't melt when she touched it would become her husban. Three princes took up the task. The first prince came with an iron rod but once the princess touched it it melted into a great lump. The second prince brought a large diamond. The princess touched it and this melted too. Now it was time for the last prince to try. "Put your hand in my pocket," the prince said to the princess. The princess feeling a little werid put her hand into the boy's pocket. Inside was two, hard, round things and to the princess' surpise they did not melt! the next day the prince and princess got married and they lived happily ever after. Now i guess your wondering what was in the prince's pocket? They were m&m's. They melt in your mouth not in your hands and here you thought it was going to be bad. (What kind of person do you think i am anyway?:)
The End.
submitted by: Juniper
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