Hard Hitting, No Nonsense Biographies
Below you will see the members of the Dark Town Strutters. Each is a handsome, well-rounded member of society. If you click on the photos you will be able to view an in-depth probe of each of the members of the group (no not that kind of probe, yuck). If any of you are wondering what is in the sandwich that Sam is eating, this is the answer: A delicous whelk.