Liam is a little person, about the size of your fist but with a violent disposition. Although he is thought of by his peers as a beastly man, his dribbling monsterish nature is juxtaposed by his soft spot for women's magazines and childrens literature. Ultimately, he lives to collect various types of shoe-horns and pedal memorabilia.
Liam's only philosphy is: nothing is more beautiful than a man and his farm foul conqubines.
Amen to that buddy.

As for his role in the DTS, liam likes to beat the drums untill they do as he wishes. Slam oh yeah.

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