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Samuel J. Harvey is a quiet man. Bereft of human contact, he lives a life of solitude and isolation, except for when the opposite is true which is most of the time. Born with no arms or legs, Sam saw his first challenge in life and strived to conquer it. With the aid of the most highly ranked surgeons Jakarta has to offer and a team of seven cunning and highly skilled thieves, Sam now has five fully functional limbs: two legs, one protruding from each side of his pelvis, two arms, one attached with quality joinery to each shoulder, and a third arm protruding from his lower back to aid in cleaning his buttock area after excretion of solids.
As for dreams and aspirations, Sam has many. Ultimatly though, he would like to drive a big red bus.
On rainy days, Sam likes to dress as a princess and eat portions of bee's wax and poisonous fungus with perfectly shapen squares of shagpile carpet.