Luke: what? you don't like syrup?
Lindsay: Yea it makes me nautious... i don't like the smell
Luke: yea ok...
Lindsay: you can like it, its not like i'll hate you for it. Tho i might have to...violently attack u with a milk carton or something.
Anna: You got big ears, i like big ears. How werid would it be for some one to like big ears, or like long nose hair.
Lindsay: Ew, you are weird
Anna: You know your do. You like short 450 lb bald guys who wear big glasses like your grandma and a spedo
Lindsay: You are a sick minded child
Mr Brame: I'm gonna reccomend that you don't give out your locker combos. Not even to your best friends. Because a lot of friends have some bad falling outs and then their best friend tell all their enemies their combo and when you go to your locker there is nothing in it but a dead animal...
Lindsay: I don't feel like i'm significantly older than them, its more like when i think freshman i think, i kno more than u.
"You see thats like a friendship flower, and THAT is a I want to fuck you flower."-Paige
"Kristen, will you topless tutor me??"-random freshman
Funny conversation with Meg On the orchestra retreat when i'm falling asleep...
me- "yea i talk in my sleep all the time. Sometimes i'm REALLY talking in my sleep and I could be 1/2 talking in my sleep and then, you never know, it could be 1:30 in the morning."
(dead silence for about 20 sec)
meg- (totally confused) "Lindsay??"
Me- "Sorry i was just thinking about that room where we eat breaakfast, and you just take a right and a left and your in the lunchroom!!"
How come people say "here's a picture of when i was young!!"? Of course it was when you were younger! I would like to see someone with a picture from when they were older.-Mitch Hedberg
ROBBY'S CRAZY AWAY MESSAGE
Ok ok i'm doing this play called Antigone or Anti something happy time, then i'm gonna do something radical and uncalled for...something else.Thats right, to understand fully how to master the art of "Something else" you have to learn to rely on a talking 8-ball to guide your life, yes yes thats right, its never wrong...except that one time...oh wait, ITS NEVER WRONG. The point is, of this misguided and begotten story is that there is no moral when you have eaten a cookie with milk. Sure, you dipped the cooie in the milk, ut after that happens, the cooke breaks, and you have a problem again... is this making any sense? I hope so becuase i'm positive that I've had too much ice cream with rootbeer, did I? In any case,or something something, try to hum the theme to Top Gun whenever something good happens.
on the orchestra trip to Philly
"hey Jamie, how do you fit your phone in your butt?"- Meg
"Greg you got me in trouble. I was like i'm sorry ma'am i'll help you clean them up. And then she sed i'm not a ma'am, my name is Anthony..." -Kristen
"i'm gonna take your vanilla latte...and DRINK IT!" meg
Ms. Freeman: Just checkin to see whats goin on....
Meg: Not a whole lot....
Ms. Freeman: Just makin sure you are all here
Lindsay: Yup, allllll 4 of us
(So awkward)
A lep is a ball A Korf is a tiger a pillot is a shoe
a tay is a hammer A hillet is a window A gloan is a mouse
A flix is a comb A wogsin is a gift a trink is a watebasket
A rayble is a swampy place A trank is a shoemaker A triller is a stamp collection
A dectrin is a facial expression A foddle is a row of trees
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