Anna: How old are you?
AJ: 19
Anna: OH! your 21! My sister is 22!
(Everyone looks around very confused)
Anna: Kristen, do you have any advil?
Kristen: No
Anna: i said do you have any advil?
Kristen: NO
Anna: Ok don't worry about finding it now, i'll just take some at breakfast
(Everyone looks around AGAIN very confused)
Lindsay: You know i always liked these buses because if you turn them upside-down, it would still look like you are walking on the floor...
Kristen: Yea...thats right lindsay...
ITALY QUOTES!!!!!!
Lindsay: i want to live in a big house like that
Kristen: no you don't because then you have to be killed...
Kristen: I have so much energy that i thin i'm going to go for a jog
Lindsay: NO! don't do that, you might get killed...
Kristen: no thats only if you live in a big house
Matt: anna+period+field hockey=death for everyone
Karen: so kirby what did you intend on doing about this teeping of the wrong house?
Kirby: i thought we'd just play dumb...
Anna: (Playing the violin with great passion)
Lindsay:stop.... you sound like my mom singing in the shower
Anna: (stops and begins to cry with laughter...gets in trouble)
Lindsay: I think cameron is awesome!!!
Abby: i think cameron looks just like matt...
Lindsay: ( abbys comment has not yet registered)I think cameron is soo hot!!...oh wait...yea...matt is hot too..
Anna: yea wait and see the next time you sleep walk it will be on your wedding night
Lindsay: Yea thanks... just what i need...
Paige: (upon seeing her for the first time that day)hey lindsay, oh man, you look like crap, what happened?
Lindsay: thanks paige...i try
Kim: OH MAN! look what happened to my shirt!! now it looks like a MAN shirt!!
Lindsay: I hope you get scarlet fever and have to get a shot in the butt...that will teach you not to talk back to me... when i want cheese fries you GET ME CHEESE FRIES!!
Lindsay: Are you drinking chocolate milk?
Luke: No are you?
Lindsay: YES! you should be too, then we could have 4 people drinking chocolate milk at the same time!
Luke: I could....but then i'd have to walk all the way downstairs...i might die on the journey.
Luke: (his away message) so there i was, fire breathing monkeys to my left, african lions on my right, pirannas in the stream in front of me and two bunny rabbits behind me. Which way did i go? I chose the path less travelled, with the fire breakthing monkeys. The way i saw it,it would be a really cool story to tell my grandkids someday. oh wait, i'd be dead. dang, something like that always ruins my plan.
Kristen: I always knew he was a stoner, i just didn't know that he was, a loser...
AT THE DAVE CONCERT!!
Anna: Thats such a cute McDonalds!
Paige: oh yea..like omg anna that is such a cute taco bell!!
(Anna chokes on her own spit from laughing so hard.)
Anna: Can you please take this sock off my toe?
Lindsay: umm thats a piece of grass....
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